Slog - Comments on "Ted Haggard: Dribbles or shoots?" http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots That's one of the questions Dan Savage is going to ask in his interview with Mike Jones tonight at Re-Bar. Can you think of a better interviewer? Mike Jones is the escort who outed evangelist preacher Ted Haggard as a butt-sex-lovin', meth-slammin' hypocrite--the cherry on the shit cake of scandals that plagued the right just before the last election and probably helped contribute to Congress going Democratic. What would you ask this guy if you could ask him anything? Put your questions in the comments of this post and Savage will probably ask them. The event's called Come of a... Copyright 2008 Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:28:45 -0800 Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:59:38 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Carollani I want to know everything—all of the pervy little details. Don't leave anything out!

]]> Carollani http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754179 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754179 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:34:12 -0800 Comment by Boomer in NYC "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? And would that tree do outcalls?"

]]> Boomer in NYC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754191 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754191 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:40:13 -0800 Comment by brandon "dribbles or shoots?" how about "shoots or EXPLODES?"

getting slammed in the ass whilst cranked on meth is enough to push any bottom *well* past the point of spontaneous combustion [or so i understand from dr. phil]. can you imagine what it would do to a guy who's only getting it once a month? you'd be scraping him off the ceiling.

]]> brandon http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754192 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754192 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:40:52 -0800 Comment by Griff Does Haggy cry when he comes? And is he into Jesus roleplay?

]]> Griff http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754197 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754197 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:45:03 -0800 Comment by Brad I thought Dan sort of came out against this guy Mike Jones? Am I wrong? Kind of surprised he is interviewing him.

]]> Brad http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754198 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754198 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:45:34 -0800 Comment by monkey Yeah, NAIL me to that cross, NAIL ME!

I'm suddenly thinking of the cum shot in Scary Movie when Anna Ferris gets splattered to the ceiling.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754204 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754204 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:48:39 -0800 Comment by CodyBolt How big was he? ^_-


]]> CodyBolt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754208 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754208 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:51:43 -0800 Comment by Callie @2 What are outcalls?

]]> Callie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754209 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754209 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:52:19 -0800 Comment by Just Me @7- Mike Jones talks about that in his book about the endowment of Ted Haggard. What I want to know is did Mike Jones want to tie up Mr Haggard and practice water sports or scat over Haggards hate filled mouth?

]]> Just Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754217 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754217 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:55:33 -0800 Comment by and i wanna know what kind of self-loathing faggot votes for a republican, ever.

]]> and http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754221 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754221 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:59:12 -0800 Comment by pretentious @8: outcalls are when the escorts come to you.

]]> pretentious http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754223 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754223 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:01:19 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe I always get disappointed when someone dribbles. It's boring.

I want to know how hairy his chest is, as well as his legs. Does he like it when you bite his nipples? Does he like choking you? Slapping you? How large is he? Etc.

No politics, please.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754224 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754224 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:01:46 -0800 Comment by ecce homo The book sucked. And I recall that God Savage came out against Mr. Jones as well.

Well, as long as it's "Gay"...

]]> ecce homo http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754229 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754229 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:05:31 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Mike Jones is as pathetic as Haggard. So what. This interview (I hope) is strictly for nasty details. Showers and showers of splooge! Oh, the glory!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754246 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754246 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:16:43 -0800 Comment by Rufus = Judy GET YOUT TICKETS NOW!!!!!!
http://www.hollywoodbowl.com/tix/performance_detail.cfm?id=3283

]]> Rufus = Judy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754247 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754247 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:16:49 -0800 Comment by infrequent dan came out for ted.

]]> infrequent http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754248 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754248 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:17:14 -0800 Comment by Tiffany Does he ever stop doing that weird thing where he seems to be flexing his lip muscles?

]]> Tiffany http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754257 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754257 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:26:11 -0800 Comment by brandon Dan came out in full support of Mike, going so far as to ask his readers to send a little $$$ Mike's way to help cover his impending legal expenses [you know, the whole meth thing prostitute...].

Savage Love, 11/22/06 [quoting Joe My God]:
"...you and I owe Mike Jones a debt of gratitude." Joe suggests we make good on that debt by tossing Jones a few bucks via PayPal. "Send him the $10 you would have spent buying him drinks if you ran into him in a bar."

]]> brandon http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754259 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754259 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:29:48 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage I also wrote an op-ed in the freakin' New York Times praising Jones. Sheesh.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754265 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754265 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:35:56 -0800 Comment by Brad Sorry Dan, my bad...I must have been confused.

]]> Brad http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754273 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754273 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:46:15 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave ecce homo remembered that he hated dan savage.

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754283 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754283 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:53:43 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe How could you possibly hate Dan Savage, ecce? What's your real reason. And please refrain from anymore 'drinking at bars' comments.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754286 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754286 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:03:08 -0800 Comment by Joey the Girl Yeah, I remember Dan coming out as very pro-Jones. Don't know where this hate stuff is coming from!

Anyway, I'm on the East Coast - think you could do a streaming video feed of the interview online, Stranger?

]]> Joey the Girl http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754290 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754290 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:09:19 -0800 Comment by Chris I believe Dan posted and/or printed in The Stranger an opinion from another call boy who opposed what Mike did. ecce may be getting that confused and thinking Dan was opposed to Mike because he printed that opinion.

]]> Chris http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754294 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754294 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:13:21 -0800 Comment by SteveR Love the sin, hate the sinner?

]]> SteveR http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754297 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754297 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:16:08 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Love the sin, fuck the sinner, hate the Christian.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754303 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754303 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:24:55 -0800 Comment by aiken Ask him if he'd do Jerry Fallwell. And then ask him if he would have done Jerry Fallwell, back when Fallwell was alive.

]]> aiken http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754320 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754320 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:38:39 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Would he do Falwell right now? I mean, if the price is right...

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754335 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754335 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:50:54 -0800 Comment by Just Me Guess I am going to miss this little event. The Flex Car I usually use is scheduled out and with our "wonderful" bus service I would have to wait god knows how long for a bus to travel from downtown to Wedgewood after it was over. Let alone the bus wait to even get downtown... (okay I will shut up about the bus service).

]]> Just Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754337 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754337 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:53:25 -0800 Comment by Tiffany Indifferent to the sin, hate the superstitious, irrational, magical belief system that the concept of sin is derived from.

]]> Tiffany http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754345 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754345 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:58:15 -0800 Comment by Geni Does he spit or swallow? Since he was only "curious" about all this, not really a big flaming 'mo, did he ask lots of questions or did he just want to get nasty?

Is he a big tipper?

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754369 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754369 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:29:18 -0800 Comment by ecce homo My bad, I thought I rememeber Savage coming out for Ted...

]]> ecce homo http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754370 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754370 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:29:32 -0800 Comment by the google an escort wrote an anti-outing opinion piece for the Stranger:

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=100741

]]> the google http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754394 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754394 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:56:27 -0800 Comment by outcall#4 I want to know - is he still escorting? Did the book deal get him out of it? Did he want out?

]]> outcall#4 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754434 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754434 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 16:56:40 -0800 Comment by WiseBlood Did Ted try to convert you?

]]> WiseBlood http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754435 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754435 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:01:02 -0800 Comment by Boomer in NYC I believe in supporting the guy--yeah, I sent 20 bucks when Dan asked. But really, the book isn't that great. I borrowed it, but didn't finish it.

All the creativity was used up in the title.

]]> Boomer in NYC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754488 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754488 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 18:16:06 -0800 Comment by Karen Has anyone written real-person fanfiction about Ted Haggard? And was Haggard at all into Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings roleplaying...?

]]> Karen http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754539 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754539 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:12:43 -0800 Comment by ecce homo @35

actually, yes.

I went to his church a number of times in my youth.

]]> ecce homo http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754592 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754592 Sex Thu, 28 Jun 2007 23:47:14 -0800 Comment by Andrew The book was horrible on a variety of levels but I admire Jones for what he did to bring down that a**hole Ted Haggard. So, if my book purchase helps him out all the better.

]]> Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754624 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/ted_haggard_dribbles_or_shoots#c754624 Sex Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:59:38 -0800