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Thursday, June 28, 2007

“Ted Haggard: Dribbles or shoots?”

posted by on June 28 at 12:28 PM

That’s one of the questions Dan Savage is going to ask in his interview with Mike Jones tonight at Re-Bar. Can you think of a better interviewer? Mike Jones is the escort who outed evangelist preacher Ted Haggard as a butt-sex-lovin’, meth-slammin’ hypocrite—the cherry on the shit cake of scandals that plagued the right just before the last election and probably helped contribute to Congress going Democratic.

What would you ask this guy if you could ask him anything? Put your questions in the comments of this post and Savage will probably ask them. The event’s called Come of a Preacher Man, for chrissakes. It starts at 7 pm. It’s free. It’s 21+.


They’ll be dancing afterward.

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I want to know everything—all of the pervy little details. Don't leave anything out!

Posted by Carollani | June 28, 2007 12:34 PM

"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? And would that tree do outcalls?"

Posted by Boomer in NYC | June 28, 2007 12:40 PM

"dribbles or shoots?" how about "shoots or EXPLODES?"

getting slammed in the ass whilst cranked on meth is enough to push any bottom *well* past the point of spontaneous combustion [or so i understand from dr. phil]. can you imagine what it would do to a guy who's only getting it once a month? you'd be scraping him off the ceiling.

Posted by brandon | June 28, 2007 12:40 PM

Does Haggy cry when he comes? And is he into Jesus roleplay?

Posted by Griff | June 28, 2007 12:45 PM

I thought Dan sort of came out against this guy Mike Jones? Am I wrong? Kind of surprised he is interviewing him.

Posted by Brad | June 28, 2007 12:45 PM

Yeah, NAIL me to that cross, NAIL ME!

I'm suddenly thinking of the cum shot in Scary Movie when Anna Ferris gets splattered to the ceiling.

Posted by monkey | June 28, 2007 12:48 PM

How big was he? ^_-

Posted by CodyBolt | June 28, 2007 12:51 PM

@2 What are outcalls?

Posted by Callie | June 28, 2007 12:52 PM

@7- Mike Jones talks about that in his book about the endowment of Ted Haggard. What I want to know is did Mike Jones want to tie up Mr Haggard and practice water sports or scat over Haggards hate filled mouth?

Posted by Just Me | June 28, 2007 12:55 PM

i wanna know what kind of self-loathing faggot votes for a republican, ever.

Posted by and | June 28, 2007 12:59 PM

@8: outcalls are when the escorts come to you.

Posted by pretentious | June 28, 2007 1:01 PM

I always get disappointed when someone dribbles. It's boring.

I want to know how hairy his chest is, as well as his legs. Does he like it when you bite his nipples? Does he like choking you? Slapping you? How large is he? Etc.

No politics, please.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 28, 2007 1:01 PM

The book sucked. And I recall that God Savage came out against Mr. Jones as well.

Well, as long as it's "Gay"...

Posted by ecce homo | June 28, 2007 1:05 PM

Mike Jones is as pathetic as Haggard. So what. This interview (I hope) is strictly for nasty details. Showers and showers of splooge! Oh, the glory!

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 28, 2007 1:16 PM
Posted by Rufus = Judy | June 28, 2007 1:16 PM

dan came out for ted.

Posted by infrequent | June 28, 2007 1:17 PM

Does he ever stop doing that weird thing where he seems to be flexing his lip muscles?

Posted by Tiffany | June 28, 2007 1:26 PM

Dan came out in full support of Mike, going so far as to ask his readers to send a little $$$ Mike's way to help cover his impending legal expenses [you know, the whole meth thing prostitute...].

Savage Love, 11/22/06 [quoting Joe My God]:
" and I owe Mike Jones a debt of gratitude." Joe suggests we make good on that debt by tossing Jones a few bucks via PayPal. "Send him the $10 you would have spent buying him drinks if you ran into him in a bar."

Posted by brandon | June 28, 2007 1:29 PM

I also wrote an op-ed in the freakin' New York Times praising Jones. Sheesh.

Posted by Dan Savage | June 28, 2007 1:35 PM

Sorry Dan, my bad...I must have been confused.

Posted by Brad | June 28, 2007 1:46 PM

ecce homo remembered that he hated dan savage.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | June 28, 2007 1:53 PM

How could you possibly hate Dan Savage, ecce? What's your real reason. And please refrain from anymore 'drinking at bars' comments.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 28, 2007 2:03 PM

Yeah, I remember Dan coming out as very pro-Jones. Don't know where this hate stuff is coming from!

Anyway, I'm on the East Coast - think you could do a streaming video feed of the interview online, Stranger?

Posted by Joey the Girl | June 28, 2007 2:09 PM

I believe Dan posted and/or printed in The Stranger an opinion from another call boy who opposed what Mike did. ecce may be getting that confused and thinking Dan was opposed to Mike because he printed that opinion.

Posted by Chris | June 28, 2007 2:13 PM

Love the sin, hate the sinner?

Posted by SteveR | June 28, 2007 2:16 PM

Love the sin, fuck the sinner, hate the Christian.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 28, 2007 2:24 PM

Ask him if he'd do Jerry Fallwell. And then ask him if he would have done Jerry Fallwell, back when Fallwell was alive.

Posted by aiken | June 28, 2007 2:38 PM

Would he do Falwell right now? I mean, if the price is right...

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 28, 2007 2:50 PM

Guess I am going to miss this little event. The Flex Car I usually use is scheduled out and with our "wonderful" bus service I would have to wait god knows how long for a bus to travel from downtown to Wedgewood after it was over. Let alone the bus wait to even get downtown... (okay I will shut up about the bus service).

Posted by Just Me | June 28, 2007 2:53 PM

Indifferent to the sin, hate the superstitious, irrational, magical belief system that the concept of sin is derived from.

Posted by Tiffany | June 28, 2007 2:58 PM

Does he spit or swallow? Since he was only "curious" about all this, not really a big flaming 'mo, did he ask lots of questions or did he just want to get nasty?

Is he a big tipper?

Posted by Geni | June 28, 2007 3:29 PM

My bad, I thought I rememeber Savage coming out for Ted...

Posted by ecce homo | June 28, 2007 3:29 PM

an escort wrote an anti-outing opinion piece for the Stranger:

Posted by the google | June 28, 2007 3:56 PM

I want to know - is he still escorting? Did the book deal get him out of it? Did he want out?

Posted by outcall#4 | June 28, 2007 4:56 PM

Did Ted try to convert you?

Posted by WiseBlood | June 28, 2007 5:01 PM

I believe in supporting the guy--yeah, I sent 20 bucks when Dan asked. But really, the book isn't that great. I borrowed it, but didn't finish it.

All the creativity was used up in the title.

Posted by Boomer in NYC | June 28, 2007 6:16 PM

Has anyone written real-person fanfiction about Ted Haggard? And was Haggard at all into Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings roleplaying...?

Posted by Karen | June 28, 2007 8:12 PM


actually, yes.

I went to his church a number of times in my youth.

Posted by ecce homo | June 28, 2007 11:47 PM

The book was horrible on a variety of levels but I admire Jones for what he did to bring down that a**hole Ted Haggard. So, if my book purchase helps him out all the better.

Posted by Andrew | June 29, 2007 6:59 AM

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