Comments on So sorry 'bout your Ms

What's with all this sports jibber jabber? It's making my ass pucker. Not in a good way either.

You can thank Yuniesky Betancourt and Brandon Morrow for those two one run wins.

That said, the M's have been really fortunate in one run games, which often can swing either way due to the most random of circumstances, like that bizarre play at the plate with Vidro and Barrett on Tuesday. So they were due for a couple of game breaking missteps.

Yuni, BTW, was crying in the dugout after yesterday's game. His error ultimately cost the M's the game and he knew it.

Also, condolences to Jose Lopez, who learned before yesterday's game that his brother was killed in an auto accident. His family told him to stay in the US and keep playing, as he wouldn't make it back to his home in Venezuela in time for the funeral.

HUH? WHAT?

I'm sorry I couldn't hear you because your team was sucking too loudly.

if you could turn down the suck and maybe find a way to flirt with .500 maybe I'd be able to hear you better.

They can't. They're too busy spending hundreds of millions of dollars on middle relievers and overrated hackers.

Brandon Morrow: Eat all the broccoli and wheat germ you want; every now and again, we all get a bloody stool.

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