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Friday, June 8, 2007

Romper Room

posted by on June 8 at 13:34 PM

According to Denver’s Rocky Mountain News, the basement where JonBenet Ramsey’s strangled corpse was found is being remodeled into a fancy-pants rec room, complete with synthetic-stone-lined walls, a flatscreen TV, and a wet bar.

The actual room where Ramsey’s bound and gagged body was discovered by dear old dad is not included in the design plans, and will remain as an unfinished storage space.

The former Ramsey abode was purchased by Tim and Carol Milner in 2004, for just over $1 million. The Milners make their money through the Almighty Grace of God — Carol is the daughter of televangelist Robert Schuller, Hour of Power host and founder of Crystal Cathedral Ministry, where husband Tim is employed.

In early April of this year, Robert “Evel” Knievel was baptized at Crystal Cathedral. “I wanted to scream to the world that I am a born-again Christian on the Hour of Power,” he said in the church’s online propaganda vehicle newsletter, offering proof that the many injuries he has sustained from his daredevil antics over the years also include brain damage.

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Posted by ljg | June 8, 2007 1:46 PM

I hope Jon Benet haunts the new rec room!

Posted by Snaggle | June 8, 2007 2:00 PM

Keep an eye out for a pig named Jody with red glowing eyes.

Posted by monkey | June 8, 2007 2:05 PM

Good god, I just threw up. Wait...wait...yep, I just threw up again.

This is disgusting. I hope that they're right, that there really is an afterlife and - like Snaggle said - JonBenet terrorizes the shit out of these "wonderful human beings."

One can only hope.

Posted by Jennie | June 8, 2007 2:45 PM

Evel's 'E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY' is one of the best ever. Whatta prick.

He'll be in Montana next month.
I wish I was going....

Posted by KELLY O | June 8, 2007 2:50 PM


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