This probably had something to do with the gorgon sisters, namely Medusa. I'd better run some tests.
And it WASN'T ME.
If only we had some sort of license, the better to hold irresponsible clubs accountable for being car-bombed!
Density, and no children in nightclubs. Also alcohol makes the blood flow more freely.
True terrorists would bomb day care centers and schools and such, much like the Judaeo-Christian god is supposed to have killed all those Egyptian babies.
Wretched, confused animals
Evolve, you false men!
Thanks, Tony Blair. It's been fun!
What a sad artifact of our collective post-9/11 hysteria, that a man can't enjoy a night on the town without triple-checking that he remembered to remove the propane and nails from his Mercedes.
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