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two words that should never, ever appear in the same sentence, let alone consecutive order: vegan barbecue.

i hope you have ESPN.

Posted by kerri harrop | June 1, 2007 11:39 AM
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Angela Garbes, basketball fan and Queen of All Pork, misses a historically mind-blowing fourth quarter to attend a vegan barbecue??

I have nothing to say. I'm too confused.

(Confidential to Angela: Was there some juicy human lust object drawing you to the meeting of the vegans, or was it just some stupid fluke? Please, help me understand.)

Posted by David Schmader | June 1, 2007 11:50 AM
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Vegan barbecue has to be code for some sort of mass sexual act, right?

Help us out here Dan.

Posted by dirge | June 1, 2007 11:52 AM
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That picture shows you exactly what I looked like last night...on the toilet.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 1, 2007 11:54 AM
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Mr. Poe, were you at the vegan BBQ too?
OMGWTFVGNBBQ!

Posted by snacky | June 1, 2007 12:01 PM
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Damn, that wasn't the OMGWTFBBQ, was it? I wouldn't want to miss that!

Posted by Levislade | June 1, 2007 12:02 PM
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@5

Since I'm not religious, I've changed a few definitions. What you just asked me is what I now consider blasphemy.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 1, 2007 12:03 PM
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If any SCCC students are out there, check out the rec-center. Excellent B-Ball games happen often there, not the whole reason I went to SCCC, but a good sweat relief from Biochemical Analysis and such. And don't forget the rebounding guys like me :) We count too! Plus, there's a nice audience of a jogger or two doing laps up above the court.

Posted by Garrett | June 1, 2007 12:03 PM
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Snacky, that was eerie.

And I am strongly pro-vegan BBQ, BTW (OMGWTF!).

Posted by Levislade | June 1, 2007 12:07 PM
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blasphemy stuffed in a tofurkey wrapped in fakin' bacon and served with a side of mock chicken wheat gluten!

Posted by snacky | June 1, 2007 12:09 PM
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i know, right? i'm confused too, but it's clear the universe just fucking hates me.

i would normally never cut out early, but the playoffs have been so disappointing the last two weeks, the bar was hot and full of a large party of really loud lesbians, and i was already an hour late for the barbecue. i was weak; i gave up. and this is my punishment.

Posted by angela garbes | June 1, 2007 12:10 PM
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Levislade, you and me both know that if Mr. Poe laid of the puerco he might not look like that on the toilet so very often.

Posted by snacky | June 1, 2007 12:13 PM
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bleeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh

fucking vegan barbecue. fake meat is bullshit (and tastes worse). if you were a true vegan you would not require a meat substitute. needing to replace the meat with something implies that meat is necessary. free range meat all the way motherfuckers


discuss
::waits behind tree for vegan to fall into trap::

and ps grilling fruit for dessert is yummy and grilling veggies are good but fake meat is (fake) murder!!

Posted by war pigs | June 1, 2007 12:18 PM
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and no. i was the juiciest thing at that barbecue. my friend makes "good" vegan food. i kept eating and eating but never got full, just tired.

Posted by angela garbes | June 1, 2007 12:20 PM
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@13, I don't eat meat and I don't feed trolls. Thanks for your insightful post, though!

Posted by Levislade | June 1, 2007 12:21 PM
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angela,

i watched the game and lebron can even manage to make one of the greatest individual playoff performances in nba history look boring. lebron is no baron. vegan bbq it up!

Posted by zvonko | June 1, 2007 4:14 PM
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The NBA is a semi-fraud. LeBron gets away with traveling so many times. It's funny to see LeBron take 4 steps before one of his dunks without so much as a whistle, but see a fringe player get called for traveling after barely a 2nd step.

And don't me started on the inconsistent foul calling. The refs were the MVPs of the Spurs-Jazz series.

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