Jesus H Christ: this is the closest we've come to a sex-positive ad involving sexuality in modern life (yes, yes, it's straight male sexuality, but where did you think it would start?), an ad that admits quite clearly that goes look on the Internet for sex... and it's baaaad, because it shows dancing women with swords.

Would the easily-outraged prefer women in burkas, so they can be completely covered and hopefully non-sexual? How about an ad showing a guy searching for porn where women jump out of the computer and beat him for thinking objectifying thoughts? Gosh, we could think of so many ways in which we make this ad into everything else America is these days, thanks to the Christianists: repressed and dishonest.

It's porn, people, not an etiquette guide.

But I still don't get why everyone is hatin swords.