Comments on RE: All Our Cats Are Iraqi Americans

How many couches need to get scratched before we can finally end this senseless war and bring our kitties home?!

I'm invadin ur countriez

sukkin up ur oil

Irresponsible talk like this only emboldens string.

Charles enjoys The Onion? Am I the only one who finds that hilarious?

this is the true lol-cat, not that baby talk bullshit.

At least we have a strategy after the debacle that was General Toonces' reign.

If you claw my furniture, then the string has already won.

By the way, Dan's cat initially supported the war on string... wait, does Dan even have a cat?

What does General Bonkers feel about Don't Ask Don't Tell? I mean every damn cat I have seen is gay......

It's amazing; he's such a great General.

AHHHH!

Toonces, LOOK OUT!!!

TROOPS: General Bonkers knows not of what he speaks. This is not about the supply of kibble, it is about control of the floor.

The floor is the homeground of all cats. Fighting the string must be done swiftly; it must be fought today. We must fight the string on the floor now before, without mewing over, to prevent the string from getting onto the carpet.

I need not tell you this, but intelligence shows once the string in on the carpet, our sandboxes will be next. I can not allow, no, we can not allow the sandboxes of all cats to fall prey to the string.

This is the only course of action. Future generations of cats will thanks us, for we will have run the string back to the hell in which it came.

While we cats don't have a problem with all string, any string which insists on being on the floor, is our enemy. The enemy will be defeated, down to the last hairball of the last cat if necessary. Thank you and God Bless.

I heard that General Whiskers is considering the Catocratic nomination for the White House. I wonder if he will be able to avoid discussion of his late night....debauchery in the alley? There are several younger kittens claiming he is the father!!!

AND he experimented with Cat Nip in College. Sure Whiskers SAYS he did not swallow but.....

GENERAL BONKERS is the best name for a sweet reggae dancehall DJ. EVER. fucking ring the alarm.