Slog - Comments on RE: All Our Cats Are Iraqi Americans

Comment by Gomez

Gomez — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:07:23 -0800

How many couches need to get scratched before we can finally end this senseless war and bring our kitties home?!

Comment by l33t cat

l33t cat — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:14:52 -0800

I'm invadin ur countriez

sukkin up ur oil

Comment by flamingbanjo

flamingbanjo — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:20:55 -0800

Irresponsible talk like this only emboldens string.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:25:46 -0800

Charles enjoys The Onion? Am I the only one who finds that hilarious?

Comment by superb

superb — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:26:45 -0800

this is the true lol-cat, not that baby talk bullshit.

Comment by Chris B

Chris B — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:36:13 -0800

At least we have a strategy after the debacle that was General Toonces' reign.

Comment by Gomez

Gomez — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:36:46 -0800

If you claw my furniture, then the string has already won.

By the way, Dan's cat initially supported the war on string... wait, does Dan even have a cat?

Comment by Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:42:29 -0800

What does General Bonkers feel about Don't Ask Don't Tell? I mean every damn cat I have seen is gay......

Comment by Original Andrew

Original Andrew — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:45:39 -0800

It's amazing; he's such a great General.

AHHHH!

Toonces, LOOK OUT!!!

Comment by General Whiskers

General Whiskers — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:48:35 -0800

TROOPS: General Bonkers knows not of what he speaks. This is not about the supply of kibble, it is about control of the floor.

The floor is the homeground of all cats. Fighting the string must be done swiftly; it must be fought today. We must fight the string on the floor now before, without mewing over, to prevent the string from getting onto the carpet.

I need not tell you this, but intelligence shows once the string in on the carpet, our sandboxes will be next. I can not allow, no, we can not allow the sandboxes of all cats to fall prey to the string.

This is the only course of action. Future generations of cats will thanks us, for we will have run the string back to the hell in which it came.

While we cats don't have a problem with all string, any string which insists on being on the floor, is our enemy. The enemy will be defeated, down to the last hairball of the last cat if necessary. Thank you and God Bless.

Comment by Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:59:12 -0800

I heard that General Whiskers is considering the Catocratic nomination for the White House. I wonder if he will be able to avoid discussion of his late night....debauchery in the alley? There are several younger kittens claiming he is the father!!!

AND he experimented with Cat Nip in College. Sure Whiskers SAYS he did not swallow but.....

Comment by kerri harrop

kerri harrop — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:07:08 -0800

GENERAL BONKERS is the best name for a sweet reggae dancehall DJ. EVER. fucking ring the alarm.