Slog - Comments on Free Paris, My Fanny, and a Lusty Message from the Cement Hotel! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me So. Paris fucking Hilton. Out already. Dammit. Who knew that you could escape jail with note from your doctor? (It worked for gym class, I suppose, and that was very much like jail.) Possibly the greatest disappointment of Paris Hilton’s untimely release from prison (next to perhaps the complete and total corruption of the justice system) is that…well…I was kind of sort of hoping that Paris and I could be pen pals while she was locked up. I really was! They say reprobates go MAD staring at the walls, and just LOVE pen pals. And I was about to totally... Copyright 2008 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:50:29 -0800 Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:21:16 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe I...I don't think I would accept any more letters from that dude.

That dick is covered with tumors.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737594 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737594 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:36:31 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Once again the meaning of NSFW escapes Mr. Ryan. But I think you missed the most exciting part of that picture, Adrian -- the face. Mascara, in prison? See, Paris, you didn't have to leave...

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737605 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737605 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:44:28 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew Dear Adrian,

I’ve been debating on whether to share this link since it contains eye candy so explosive that no work would get done at Stranger HQ for at least a week and by then everyone’s hands would be rubbed raw, but here it is:

http://www.hotprisonpals.com/

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737607 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737607 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:46:16 -0800 Comment by Ziggity Doesn't he know that's not how pipe fittings work?

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737609 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737609 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:48:03 -0800 Comment by duncan just for the record: cement is to concrete as flour is to cake. That would be a concrete hotel, not a cement hotel.

]]> duncan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737614 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737614 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:51:41 -0800 Comment by adrian! you are all so totally right about everything.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737615 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737615 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:52:50 -0800 Comment by Fnarf That's why we're here, Adrian, so you don't have to be.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737666 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737666 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:39:31 -0800 Comment by adrian! a blessing. don't think i'm not appreciative, fnarf.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737668 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737668 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:41:06 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe We love you Adrian. We love you!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737690 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737690 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:58:20 -0800 Comment by Huh? Are we here so that Adrian doesn't have to be here or are we here so that Adrian doesn't have to be right? Careful, Adrian. Some people have a dasterdly way with words.

Duncan, do you need a boyfriend? Your post made me hot.

]]> Huh? http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737691 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737691 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:58:44 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Um, guys, NSFW.

Learn it.
Love it.
Use it with abandon.

But do it BENEATH the fold (continued).

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737710 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737710 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:19:16 -0800 Comment by adrian! oh! OH! i though NSFW meant "No Sex From Women!" i was, like, i'm TOTALLY nsfw! 24/7, yo! i had n idea what anyone was talking about. whew. now i know. i feel as if i've grown.

wait. what does NWSF mean again?

oh, never mind.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737725 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737725 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:32:35 -0800 Comment by SDA in SEA I'm with Fnarf. The first thing I notice about the sketches wasn't the exaggeratedly detailed shlong, but the girly girly face. Goes with the girly girly writing, I guess.

No way this guy's a top.

]]> SDA in SEA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737734 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737734 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:41:25 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Top is as top does.

Your face is not your destiny.

That said, the US Senator from South Carolina, you know who I mean, is totally gay and in the closet.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737743 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737743 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:46:28 -0800 Comment by sylwiasupersucker We do love you Adrian Ryan! We DO!

]]> sylwiasupersucker http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737945 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c737945 Homo Thu, 07 Jun 2007 18:08:57 -0800 Comment by Bill MSN I NIIPET
MSN

]]> Bill http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c741326 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/paris_giant_meat_schlongs_and_a_lusty_me#c741326 Homo Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:21:16 -0800