Sex Not For Me
posted by on June 4 at 9:58 AM
This is an instant message conversation I just had with a friend who lives glamorously in Manhattan:
her:oh i saw Knocked Up last weekend, bc i wanted to see the best reviewed film of ‘07.me: how was it?
her: you would die! they have a sex scene in there with a pregnant woman and a man. it was pretty gross and lasted about five mintues. it was also the most real sex scene i’ve ever seen bc they showed them trying out all these different positions. but you would vomit if you saw it.
me: thanks for the warning. i will not watch that movie.
My friends are good to me.
You have very peculiar prejudices, Charles.
I do want to see this movie - loved the 40 Year-Old Virgin, and I can take a joke. I am 37 weeks pregnant and yeah, the lovin gets a little interesting with the 'extra cargo'. My partner and I still enjoy each other because we know I won't be this way forever.
But please, anyone who gets grossed out by preggo sex - grow the fuck up! If you plan to breed someday, you'll be lucky to be getting some. In even if you don't breed, be thankful for those who made you, that they got it on.
I thought it was the best comedy I've seen in a long time. I can't wait for the inevitable "Unrated" DVD. Director, Judd Apatow said there are about three hours worth of deleted scenes and out-takes. We'll probably get to see 30 minutes worth on the DVD.
For being such an" intellectual" Charles you seem a bit prudish and uptight!
For extra entertainment value, just mention the phrase "vagina dentata" to Charles and watch the reaction.
as if intellectuals can't be prudish and uptight...
as if hippies are the height of intellectual...
I saw the movie, and it was absolutely HI- LARIOUS. And the scene in question was actually one of the funniest ones.
I agree with @2 - and hope the film is still around when Film Fest ends.
Sex with pregnant women is quite pleasurable.
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