Sex Not For Me
posted by June 4 at 9:58 AMon
This is an instant message conversation I just had with a friend who lives glamorously in Manhattan:
her:oh i saw Knocked Up last weekend, bc i wanted to see the best reviewed film of ‘07.
me: how was it?
her: you would die! they have a sex scene in there with a pregnant woman and a man. it was pretty gross and lasted about five mintues. it was also the most real sex scene i’ve ever seen bc they showed them trying out all these different positions. but you would vomit if you saw it.
me: thanks for the warning. i will not watch that movie.
My friends are good to me.