History Let There Be Riots
posted by June 7 at 11:45 AMon
If you haven’t heard, asshole heiress Paris Hilton was released from prison this morning, “reassigned” to 40 days home detention.
Clearly, this is a mile-high mountain of bullshit. The official reason for Hilton’s early release: unspecified “medical issues,” which were presumably too great for the prison infirmary to handle but not so serious that Hilton required medical attention beyond what was available at her West Hollywood home, where she was taken upon her release.
Entertainment Tonight reports “Sources close to the Hilton family tell ET the medical reason was actually a rash she developed on her body.” (According to People, Paris was having trouble behind bars. “She cries all day,” a source told the magazine. “She looks unwashed, she has no makeup and her hair is tangled. She cried audibly through the first two nights.”)
Understandably, people are pissed. Count me in.
I wonder how Martha Stewart feels about all this…