Comments on June 10th Hath Forsaken Me

Have to agree, I'd rather be at a gay orgy than a CFC service.

web extras for some visuals of this "virgin mary" you speak of?

send paul here:

http://www.bostonusa.com/images/admin/logos/2008Events.htm

American Society for Colon and Rectal Surgeons, Hynes Convention Center, June 8-11, 2008

You're straight?! I was at a party you crashed and I've never seen anyone swing a hammer so swishily. Oh well, congrats or whatever on being no mo.

Well, Skweetis, as to my hammer-swinging skills: I never said I was a manly man. I've always hated sports and I've never built anything that required more than a screwdriver for construction. But, yes, I'm totally straight. That's the plus about attending an orgy: if there were any tendencies at all, I'm pretty sure they would've made themselves clear then.

Good point. Maybe the Young Republicans should start using the gay orgy as a screening process. Oh wait, they probably already do.

La, I remember the days when I was asked to orgies. Back when I was the toast of the Brass Connection and the "Sports Bar" level of R Place (stop rolling your eyes, I can see you). Nowadays, I have trouble wrangling an invite to complimentary timeshare meetings. Oh well, I gathered my rosebuds while I could.

(get your mind out of the gutter. That's from a poem. Something about virgins)

Oh that's too fabulous. I wish I could have been a fly on your lapel.