Have to agree, I'd rather be at a gay orgy than a CFC service.
web extras for some visuals of this "virgin mary" you speak of?
send paul here:
American Society for Colon and Rectal Surgeons, Hynes Convention Center, June 8-11, 2008
You're straight?! I was at a party you crashed and I've never seen anyone swing a hammer so swishily. Oh well, congrats or whatever on being no mo.
Well, Skweetis, as to my hammer-swinging skills: I never said I was a manly man. I've always hated sports and I've never built anything that required more than a screwdriver for construction. But, yes, I'm totally straight. That's the plus about attending an orgy: if there were any tendencies at all, I'm pretty sure they would've made themselves clear then.
Good point. Maybe the Young Republicans should start using the gay orgy as a screening process. Oh wait, they probably already do.
La, I remember the days when I was asked to orgies. Back when I was the toast of the Brass Connection and the "Sports Bar" level of R Place (stop rolling your eyes, I can see you). Nowadays, I have trouble wrangling an invite to complimentary timeshare meetings. Oh well, I gathered my rosebuds while I could.
(get your mind out of the gutter. That's from a poem. Something about virgins)
Oh that's too fabulous. I wish I could have been a fly on your lapel.
In order to combat spam, we are no longer accepting comments on this post (or any post more than 45 days old).