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Have to agree, I'd rather be at a gay orgy than a CFC service.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 14, 2007 12:57 PM

web extras for some visuals of this "virgin mary" you speak of?

Posted by kt | June 14, 2007 1:57 PM

send paul here:

American Society for Colon and Rectal Surgeons, Hynes Convention Center, June 8-11, 2008

Posted by your other worst enemy | June 14, 2007 2:29 PM

You're straight?! I was at a party you crashed and I've never seen anyone swing a hammer so swishily. Oh well, congrats or whatever on being no mo.

Posted by skweetis | June 14, 2007 3:02 PM

Well, Skweetis, as to my hammer-swinging skills: I never said I was a manly man. I've always hated sports and I've never built anything that required more than a screwdriver for construction. But, yes, I'm totally straight. That's the plus about attending an orgy: if there were any tendencies at all, I'm pretty sure they would've made themselves clear then.

Posted by Paul Constant | June 14, 2007 3:37 PM

Good point. Maybe the Young Republicans should start using the gay orgy as a screening process. Oh wait, they probably already do.

Posted by skweetis | June 14, 2007 3:44 PM

La, I remember the days when I was asked to orgies. Back when I was the toast of the Brass Connection and the "Sports Bar" level of R Place (stop rolling your eyes, I can see you). Nowadays, I have trouble wrangling an invite to complimentary timeshare meetings. Oh well, I gathered my rosebuds while I could.

(get your mind out of the gutter. That's from a poem. Something about virgins)

Posted by catalina vel-duray | June 14, 2007 9:26 PM

Oh that's too fabulous. I wish I could have been a fly on your lapel.

Posted by JessB | June 14, 2007 9:40 PM

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