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God I love these kids. Can I rent one?

Posted by Kate | June 29, 2007 3:26 PM

What is a "larking space" and where can I find one? They sound like fun.

Posted by elswinger | June 29, 2007 3:45 PM

Amen, sister. Or brother.

There used to be someone with an enormous Hummer in my neighborhood. One day I walked by and it had been keyed all the way around the vehicle. I would never do something like that, but it definitely made my day.

Posted by Julie | June 29, 2007 4:00 PM

I want to live in a city with larking spaces.

Posted by lostboy | June 29, 2007 4:08 PM

Treat your neighborhood Hummer to this treatment:
1. Get various low grade cuts of beef/chicken/dog/fish/whatever
2. Put chunks in blender, with just enough water
to facilitate liquification.
3. Add a few tablespoons of sugar, blend further.
4. Put aside in a covered, but not sealed vessel
5. Wait a few weeks for natural maturation
6. Pour this delight into the ventilation intake.

Much more effective and environmentally friendly than merely keying the paint.

The above recipe is NOT recommended, it is just an example of something you should NEVER do!

Posted by Meat Slurpee for Hummers | June 29, 2007 4:16 PM

where is the 9 and 10 o'clock ones promised yesterday? you've got to triple up @ 5!

Posted by miffed | June 29, 2007 4:23 PM

out on the road today, i saw a minor threat sticker on a hummmer H2, a little voice in my head said "nothing you can do"

that's my new lyric for don henley's "boys of summer", inspired by a real event.

Posted by erin | June 29, 2007 4:32 PM

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, #6?

Every hour on the hour happened as planned.

Look closer.

Posted by David Schmader | June 29, 2007 5:30 PM

Key a hummer today!!!


Posted by Jay | June 29, 2007 7:17 PM

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