Slog - Comments on I, Anonymous: It's Elementary—From the Mouths of Babes http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth Welcome to hour seven of the I, Anonymous: It's Elementary day-long bonanza, wherein a new I, Anonymous submission sent in by students at a local alternative elementary and middle school is revealed every hour on the hour. Take it away, anonymous child. Dear anyone who drives a Hummer, I hate your guts. Your hideous, gigantic cars sicken me. I know other cars contribute to Global Warming as well, but your cars are about half of it. You get about two miles to the gallon, and about a gallon of that goes out into the atmosphere as ozone-destroying fumes. You think... Copyright 2008 Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:00:00 -0800 Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:17:07 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Kate God I love these kids. Can I rent one?

]]> Kate http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755158 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755158 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:26:36 -0800 Comment by elswinger What is a "larking space" and where can I find one? They sound like fun.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755174 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755174 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:45:41 -0800 Comment by Julie Amen, sister. Or brother.

There used to be someone with an enormous Hummer in my neighborhood. One day I walked by and it had been keyed all the way around the vehicle. I would never do something like that, but it definitely made my day.

]]> Julie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755184 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755184 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:00:45 -0800 Comment by lostboy I want to live in a city with larking spaces.

]]> lostboy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755195 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755195 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:08:32 -0800 Comment by Meat Slurpee for Hummers Treat your neighborhood Hummer to this treatment:
1. Get various low grade cuts of beef/chicken/dog/fish/whatever
2. Put chunks in blender, with just enough water
to facilitate liquification.
3. Add a few tablespoons of sugar, blend further.
4. Put aside in a covered, but not sealed vessel
5. Wait a few weeks for natural maturation
6. Pour this delight into the ventilation intake.

Much more effective and environmentally friendly than merely keying the paint.

The above recipe is NOT recommended, it is just an example of something you should NEVER do!

]]> Meat Slurpee for Hummers http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755201 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755201 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:16:38 -0800 Comment by miffed where is the 9 and 10 o'clock ones promised yesterday? you've got to triple up @ 5!

]]> miffed http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755207 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755207 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:23:58 -0800 Comment by erin out on the road today, i saw a minor threat sticker on a hummmer H2, a little voice in my head said "nothing you can do"

that's my new lyric for don henley's "boys of summer", inspired by a real event.

]]> erin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755216 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755216 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:32:59 -0800 Comment by David Schmader Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, #6?

Every hour on the hour happened as planned.

Look closer.

]]> David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755269 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755269 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:30:40 -0800 Comment by Jay Key a hummer today!!!

(seriously)

]]> Jay http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755323 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryfrom_the_mouth#c755323 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:17:07 -0800