Slog - Comments on I, Anonymous: It's Elementary—Afternoon Delight http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli Welcome to hour five of the I, Anonymous: It's Elementary day-long bonanza, wherein a new I, Anonymous submission sent in by students at a local alternative elementary and middle school is revealed every hour on the hour. Can it be they're only getting better?? Dear Emos, I hate you with a passion....you just to weird! All you do is mope around say pathetic things like "I hate life" its just really stupid how people care about you. But they really don't because all you do is whine and mope around and all that and its really really annoying and when... Copyright 2008 Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:00:00 -0800 Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:24:47 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Ari Spool These get successively more perfect.

]]> Ari Spool http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754984 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754984 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:02:55 -0800 Comment by supergp But if they were a big happy emo family....they wouldn't be emo!!

I are so confuzed.

]]> supergp http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754987 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754987 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:04:56 -0800 Comment by Kate Love it! That kid needs a medal.

]]> Kate http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754988 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754988 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:05:19 -0800 Comment by me Do you all understand that this school has a middle school within it?

]]> me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754991 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754991 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:07:51 -0800 Comment by Gitai That's right, feed their persecution complex.

]]> Gitai http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754993 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754993 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:08:11 -0800 Comment by Joe Buck i'm so goth, i'm emo

]]> Joe Buck http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754999 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c754999 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:10:28 -0800 Comment by Phelix He remembered his "Please" and "Thank you." Wouldn't his Momma be proud? :D

]]> Phelix http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755007 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755007 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:14:51 -0800 Comment by ecce homo You bring the shovel kid, and I'll bring the gasoline...

]]> ecce homo http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755010 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755010 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:19:03 -0800 Comment by SDA in SEA Ah, what a delightful child.

Okay, Schmader. This one I totally buy. You may proceed.

]]> SDA in SEA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755012 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755012 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:20:23 -0800 Comment by erin a: why is "controlling or protective" in quotes?
b: i still don't understand what emo is

]]> erin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755015 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755015 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:22:09 -0800 Comment by supergp At this point, emo is a generic term for "style I don't approve of."

]]> supergp http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755019 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755019 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:26:02 -0800 Comment by Julie I'm a little disturbed by how violent this entry and the one about online gaming were. Lots of death and dying and killing. Hmmm.

]]> Julie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755026 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755026 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:28:22 -0800 Comment by gnossos "please die in a hole my little emo friend"

is a refrain in search of a verse if ever I heard one.

Was Kurt reincarnated in a Seattle alternative school?

]]> gnossos http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755058 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755058 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:49:45 -0800 Comment by Phelix Erin, @ 10-

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Emo

]]> Phelix http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755064 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755064 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:54:22 -0800 Comment by SDA in SEA The Emo song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=M_mEcKpQVHE

]]> SDA in SEA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755082 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755082 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:10:50 -0800 Comment by elswinger What do people have against Emo? I mean, he's no Gomer or Gonzo, but he's still cute and furry.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755107 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755107 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:34:07 -0800 Comment by Mike of Renton I don't know why, but when I was reading this one I couldn't help but picture the writer as a cute little blond girl, like Dakota Fanning.

]]> Mike of Renton http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755114 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755114 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:36:30 -0800 Comment by Callie @10 - Maybe I'm not as old as I thought I was, because I can tell when the kids writing these things are diverging from a general rant to a personal grievance and then back again. I think the "controlling or protective" was in quotation marks because that kid was referencing a specific person, event, or exchange. Those may have even been one of the emo kids the author is addressing's exact words. Not that it's good English writing in any case. Also, girlfriend, if you still don't understand what emo is, I think it's time to just give up at this point. You're enlightened in so many other, more important ways. =P

]]> Callie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755211 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementaryafternoon_deli#c755211 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:28:39 -0800 Comment by gameboy #16 Don't you mean Elmo? Also, while we're at it can we get rid of all the annoying Indie Kids?

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