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Like I don't spend enough time on the Slog, now there's a mini-festival of genius going on all day today...

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | June 29, 2007 9:05 AM
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Posted by jonah | June 29, 2007 9:08 AM
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(Note: I'm a WoW player, both factions, on Lightbringer)

There is nothing more boring then watching/hearing about other people's MMORPG stories. For realz.

Posted by supergp | June 29, 2007 9:08 AM
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There is nothing more boring than listening to a group of friends talk about WOW.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 29, 2007 9:10 AM
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Also, jonah@2: Wow, that was the most insightful and relevant comment ever.

No, wait, it was a link to something completely unrelated. *sigh*

Posted by supergp | June 29, 2007 9:11 AM
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Cracked my shit up.

Rawr its on!

Posted by Griff | June 29, 2007 9:16 AM
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this kid may as well be speaking martian to me. i love it. all hail the mighty generation gap.

Posted by kerri harrop | June 29, 2007 9:18 AM
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Generation gap my ass. It's a gamer gap. You are obviously not a gamer.

Posted by seattle98104 | June 29, 2007 9:22 AM
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Haha, that sounds like Runescape talk!

Posted by Raven | June 29, 2007 9:23 AM
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I'm kinda blown away that this is an elementary school project. I love the Stranger, but I felt irresponsible a couple of weeks ago when I got home from a date with my wife and the baby sitter had spread the tranny hooker ads out on the table under my 5 and 8 year olds' painting projects.

So with this project, there are 9 or whatever year olds perusing Stranger's pages and probably trolling the Slog to see if they've been printed, and probably checking out the pics from Pony, etc.?

Good judgment by the teacher?

Posted by Prudish Dad | June 29, 2007 9:23 AM
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dear granny harrop, i feel the same way about the commenters bandying about WOW and MMORPG (?????).

shall we go shawl shopping this weekend?

Posted by Old Man Schmader | June 29, 2007 9:24 AM
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what's a "MMORPG"?

Posted by jameyb | June 29, 2007 9:25 AM
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old man schmader: assuming we'll grab the early bird special afterward and, perhaps, a bourbon & milk before bed.

Posted by kerri harrop | June 29, 2007 9:32 AM
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MMORPG = Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game

U R such a Nube

Posted by Griff | June 29, 2007 9:34 AM
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@12: MMORPG: Massive Multiplayer Online Role Play Game.

And yeah, I love that he was talkin' bout pwning n00bs. R0xx0r.

Posted by Original Monique | June 29, 2007 9:35 AM
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OHSNAP! ROFFELCOPTER LOL!

Posted by JessB | June 29, 2007 9:37 AM
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Oh my god. That's the best little kid letter EVER!

Posted by GW2 | June 29, 2007 9:39 AM
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Make LOVE, not Warcraft!

Posted by monkey | June 29, 2007 9:40 AM
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PWND!!!!!1!!!

I understand his frustration. Nothing suxxors worse than getting pwnd by a pack of n00bz.

Here's my cool card back. I'm gonna go lvl.

Posted by Jessica | June 29, 2007 9:43 AM
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"Then I’ll take your heads to a trophy shop then have them hung on the wall of my house so I can adore my killing of the biggest newbie’s on the planet."

Revenge is sweet.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | June 29, 2007 9:54 AM
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Killing n00bs and bragging about it is a n00b thing to do. Period.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 29, 2007 10:01 AM
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My favorite part was he called the n00b a "doodoo head". LOL!

:D

Posted by Phelix | June 29, 2007 10:03 AM
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Seriously, kids. Learn to masturbate.

Posted by Fnarf | June 29, 2007 10:03 AM
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That made me feel old. And slightly disturbed. What happened to the good old days of you and your friends sitting around a table rolling a 12 sided die? Oh, nevermind, that was last Monday...

Posted by Callie | June 29, 2007 10:07 AM
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Many Men Online, Role-Playing Girls, for the more cynical among us.

Posted by supergp | June 29, 2007 10:23 AM
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@24
i still have no idea how we're going to get off the floating dragon citadel in the sky!

Posted by erin | June 29, 2007 10:40 AM
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@26 I know my "cure light wounds" and "create water" spells sure as hell aren't going to help!

Posted by Callie | June 29, 2007 11:40 AM
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O RLY?

Posted by Patrilicious | June 29, 2007 11:58 AM
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It's simple. Cast create water so many times that the planet becomes a water world, with the dragon citadel stationed at sea level.

Posted by supergp | June 29, 2007 12:44 PM
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It's a spell for like, drinking water. My DM says each time it's cast it only creates like a mug full...

Posted by Callie | June 29, 2007 12:57 PM
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plus, she only gets one spell a day since we're all still like, level two characters....
more mead?

Posted by erin | June 29, 2007 1:31 PM
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Hmmm. What's your party consist of?

Posted by supergp | June 29, 2007 1:56 PM
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I sometimes play Call of Duty or Uno on Xbox Live,but I haven't tried a MMORPG yet. I'm afraid I would get addicted to it. City of Heroes sounds kind of cool though.

Posted by elswinger | June 29, 2007 3:59 PM

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