Slog - Comments on I, Anonymous: It's Elementary—The Bonanza Begins http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3 Good morning! Welcome to the commencement of the I, Anonymous: It's Elementary day-long bonanza, wherein a new I, Anonymous submission sent in by students at a local alternative elementary and middle school is revealed every hour on the hour, starting now. Dear guy that killed me on the internet, I hate you, you killed me and I lost all my good stuff thanks a lot. Come try to kill me again and I'll rip your head off with my sword. Then we'll see who's laughting after that just because you had your team of 10 guys that's the only reason... Copyright 2008 Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:00:00 -0800 Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:59:04 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by It's Mark Mitchell Like I don't spend enough time on the Slog, now there's a mini-festival of genius going on all day today...

]]> It's Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754659 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754659 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:05:47 -0800 Comment by jonah http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=12237

]]> jonah http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754662 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754662 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:08:13 -0800 Comment by supergp (Note: I'm a WoW player, both factions, on Lightbringer)

There is nothing more boring then watching/hearing about other people's MMORPG stories. For realz.

]]> supergp http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754663 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754663 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:08:50 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe There is nothing more boring than listening to a group of friends talk about WOW.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754667 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754667 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:10:38 -0800 Comment by supergp Also, jonah@2: Wow, that was the most insightful and relevant comment ever.

No, wait, it was a link to something completely unrelated. *sigh*

]]> supergp http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754668 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754668 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:11:04 -0800 Comment by Griff Cracked my shit up.

Rawr its on!

]]> Griff http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754671 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754671 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:16:41 -0800 Comment by kerri harrop this kid may as well be speaking martian to me. i love it. all hail the mighty generation gap.

]]> kerri harrop http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754673 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754673 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:18:24 -0800 Comment by seattle98104 Generation gap my ass. It's a gamer gap. You are obviously not a gamer.

]]> seattle98104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754676 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754676 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:22:02 -0800 Comment by Raven Haha, that sounds like Runescape talk!

]]> Raven http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754677 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754677 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:23:02 -0800 Comment by Prudish Dad I'm kinda blown away that this is an elementary school project. I love the Stranger, but I felt irresponsible a couple of weeks ago when I got home from a date with my wife and the baby sitter had spread the tranny hooker ads out on the table under my 5 and 8 year olds' painting projects.

So with this project, there are 9 or whatever year olds perusing Stranger's pages and probably trolling the Slog to see if they've been printed, and probably checking out the pics from Pony, etc.?

Good judgment by the teacher?

]]> Prudish Dad http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754679 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754679 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:23:58 -0800 Comment by Old Man Schmader dear granny harrop, i feel the same way about the commenters bandying about WOW and MMORPG (?????).

shall we go shawl shopping this weekend?

]]> Old Man Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754682 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754682 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:24:48 -0800 Comment by jameyb what's a "MMORPG"?

]]> jameyb http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754683 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754683 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:25:21 -0800 Comment by kerri harrop old man schmader: assuming we'll grab the early bird special afterward and, perhaps, a bourbon & milk before bed.

]]> kerri harrop http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754695 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754695 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:32:48 -0800 Comment by Griff MMORPG = Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game

U R such a Nube

]]> Griff http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754697 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754697 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:34:47 -0800 Comment by Original Monique @12: MMORPG: Massive Multiplayer Online Role Play Game.

And yeah, I love that he was talkin' bout pwning n00bs. R0xx0r.

]]> Original Monique http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754698 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754698 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:35:00 -0800 Comment by JessB OHSNAP! ROFFELCOPTER LOL!

]]> JessB http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754702 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754702 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:37:22 -0800 Comment by GW2 Oh my god. That's the best little kid letter EVER!

]]> GW2 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754703 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754703 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:39:30 -0800 Comment by monkey Make LOVE, not Warcraft!

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754704 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754704 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:40:05 -0800 Comment by Jessica PWND!!!!!1!!!

I understand his frustration. Nothing suxxors worse than getting pwnd by a pack of n00bz.

Here's my cool card back. I'm gonna go lvl.

]]> Jessica http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754706 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754706 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:43:01 -0800 Comment by It's Mark Mitchell "Then I’ll take your heads to a trophy shop then have them hung on the wall of my house so I can adore my killing of the biggest newbie’s on the planet."

Revenge is sweet.

]]> It's Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754718 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754718 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:54:47 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Killing n00bs and bragging about it is a n00b thing to do. Period.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754726 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754726 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:01:05 -0800 Comment by Phelix My favorite part was he called the n00b a "doodoo head". LOL!

:D

]]> Phelix http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754729 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754729 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:03:06 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Seriously, kids. Learn to masturbate.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754731 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754731 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:03:55 -0800 Comment by Callie That made me feel old. And slightly disturbed. What happened to the good old days of you and your friends sitting around a table rolling a 12 sided die? Oh, nevermind, that was last Monday...

]]> Callie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754733 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754733 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:07:19 -0800 Comment by supergp Many Men Online, Role-Playing Girls, for the more cynical among us.

]]> supergp http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754747 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754747 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:23:58 -0800 Comment by erin @24
i still have no idea how we're going to get off the floating dragon citadel in the sky!

]]> erin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754768 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754768 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:40:25 -0800 Comment by Callie @26 I know my "cure light wounds" and "create water" spells sure as hell aren't going to help!

]]> Callie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754869 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754869 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:40:38 -0800 Comment by Patrilicious O RLY?

]]> Patrilicious http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754898 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754898 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:58:24 -0800 Comment by supergp It's simple. Cast create water so many times that the planet becomes a water world, with the dragon citadel stationed at sea level.

]]> supergp http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754960 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754960 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:44:15 -0800 Comment by Callie It's a spell for like, drinking water. My DM says each time it's cast it only creates like a mug full...

]]> Callie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754977 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c754977 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:57:40 -0800 Comment by erin plus, she only gets one spell a day since we're all still like, level two characters....
more mead?

]]> erin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c755032 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c755032 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:31:05 -0800 Comment by supergp Hmmm. What's your party consist of?

]]> supergp http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c755065 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c755065 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:56:38 -0800 Comment by elswinger I sometimes play Call of Duty or Uno on Xbox Live,but I haven't tried a MMORPG yet. I'm afraid I would get addicted to it. City of Heroes sounds kind of cool though.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c755182 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/i_anonymous_its_elementary_3#c755182 Life Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:59:04 -0800