Life I, Anonymous: It’s Elementary—The Bonanza Begins
posted by June 29 at 9:00 AMon
Good morning! Welcome to the commencement of the I, Anonymous: It’s Elementary day-long bonanza, wherein a new I, Anonymous submission sent in by students at a local alternative elementary and middle school is revealed every hour on the hour, starting now.
Dear guy that killed me on the internet,
I hate you, you killed me and I lost all my good stuff thanks a lot. Come try to kill me again and I’ll rip your head off with my sword. Then we’ll see who’s laughting after that just because you had your team of 10 guys that’s the only reason you could kill me. You guys were all level 10 newbie’s that were teaming hard working people like me. I spent over 2 million gold pieces to get my guy all that good stuff until you just came over with your team and killed me. I’m calling you out to a rematch you and me and I will destroy you so you better be ready to get owned by my sword you doodoo head. So rawr it’s on so bring your newbie team and I’ll bring my best team and destroy all of you in 2 hits then I’ll splice your heads off. Then I’ll take your heads to a trophy shop then have them hung on the wall of my house so I can adore my killing of the biggest newbie’s on the planet.