Life I, Anonymous: It’s Elementary—Cryptic Omission Edition
posted by June 29 at 14:00 PMon
Welcome to hour six of the I, Anonymous: It’s Elementary day-long bonanza, wherein a new I, Anonymous submission sent in by students at a local alternative elementary and middle school is revealed every hour on the hour.
To all the jerks on the bus,
All the drunk and high people on the bus you know who you are. You are always mean and immature jerks to every one on the bus except your self. And also if you are going to ride on the bus then put on some axe or perfume so you don’t stink like dead rats.
Next, you are rude to some people because you make fun of how they look or how they dress or how they talk. Also your swearing bothers people because if you are going to go on and on about your problems say them in your head. And when you get mad you start throwing things and that hurts people.
Last, the next time you sit next to me, people are going to laugh and point and make fun of you because you are going to let out a lot of gas. your going to be sitting on a huge wo
It ends there. I can only assume he was about to say “woopie cushion.” BUT WE’LL NEVER KNOW.