Comments on I, Anonymous: It's Elementary

Why aren't they allowed to swear? You're having your elementary/middle school students write for a column in The Stranger, and you're putting limits on them?

Who said anything about them not being able to swear? Also, David clearly states that these kids were assigned an assignment, by an instructor, which was subsequently sent in to the paper for possible publication. David is not "having students" write a Stranger column.

Oh, I sympathize with that kid. Sisters are the pits. Stealing clothes, eating gum, complaining when you hit them. *sigh*

This is the best.

I find this incredibly sweet. I don't know why, maybe because I have seven sisters--I know how she feels and yet I don't think I would ever have been so nice about it, especially if I knew it was anonymous. I don't know. Just how I feel. It made me smile!

@2

No - fucking - shit. My 'you're' was referring to the teacher.

Do you see any swearing? It reads like it's from an elementary student. Like, we're talking fourth grade. My comment was based on my surprise that a teacher would bring any light of The Stranger into the classroom. With all of the swearing, sex columns, sex ads, etc.

That letter is creepily reminiscent of the relationship I had with my older sister when we were growing up. We're insanely close now, and it's effing hilarious to read this with an adult perspective. Of course, in our sibling in-fighting my older sister was the one hitting me all the time, but I was definitely the thief.

This is so cute.

That is so cute.

Do we know if the teacher literally brought the Stranger into the classroom? He/she could have simply summed up the premise for the students.

Um, sorry about the double post.

I wouldn't care if the teacher did. I'm just surprised.

I don't understand Mr. Poe's assumptions nor his point.

That is all.

what's with all of the pseudo-deanonymizing of "I, anonymous" of late?

@2 and @ 12

Don't you understand? We can all read Mr. Poe's mind. Can't you?

Psh, seriously.

I love it!

Keep em coming!

It strikes me as a bit of an odd assignment, to be honest.

I, Anonymous is inherently a passive-aggressive form of communication, but at least the people who are compelled to write I, Anonymous letters know that they're being passive-aggressive. And having kids keep candid diaries or "letters to my future self" is fine--there's no expectation, explicit or otherwise, that the person about whom you're writing will receive the message, or that anybody other than the writer might act on it.

But to assign children to write anonymous letters to others? Kids are inherently passive-aggressive as it is; they don't need any help in sharing candid, possibly-cruel thoughts with others.

I love the letter. Little sisters are the pits. I felt this way growing up with one and still kinda do.

I remember when Mr. Poe was my little sister and she kept stealing my gum.

Man, I was so steamed!

Glad you guys are into this, keep checking back. (Trust me, diatribes against little sisters are the tip of the iceburg....)

@6 Okay, but the fact that you knew that David Schmader didn't put them up to writing these letters still doesn't clarify what the hell are you're talking about in your first post. It makes no sense. And, seriously, It amazes me what an A-hole you always are. I think it's funny when it's snarkily directed at celebrities and such, but there's no reason to be so bitchy to other sloggers. Namely me.

I'll admit, I fucked up on my word usage. However, and needless to say (if you read all of my comments), I am an asshole to almost everyone. I have no issue(s) with you.

Just ignore me like my daddy did. Woe is me.

@17- HELLO!!! Seattle is passive-agressive! The fact the Stranger has the column in the first place in really appropriate. So, the teacher is just getting the kids ready for living in Seattle as a wishy washy, stick up the ass liberal, passive-aggressive, environmentalist preaching, SUV driving, start a study committee before deciding anything freak.... In other words future mayors of Seattle.

@22 Will do. My widdle feewings were hurt, but all better now.

@23 Good point

@23 - look, if it bugs you so much, go back to writing your Uptight Seattleite column.

@25 Will: I would but I am so unsure if I should write the column or not write the column. You see, I was going to start a study group amongst my friends but could not really make up my mind if I could do that.

I guess it would be wrong to forward the letters of small children to passiveaggressivenotes.com, wouldn't it.