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Religion makes people do some freaky-assed shit.

Posted by monkey | June 12, 2007 9:20 AM
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Creation museum bumper stickers - cute.

http://defconblog.org/2007/05/gettin-stupider-er/

Posted by vegetable lasagna | June 12, 2007 9:23 AM
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why is that all of a sudden embarrassing? there are a lot of things they do that can be considered such. as long as any religion is debating, arguing and 2nd guessing its precepts and beliefs it will never "take over the world" as so many want to do.

Posted by brad | June 12, 2007 9:42 AM
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Is that hazelnut chocolate Jesus? Because that looks super-tasty.

Posted by sasha | June 12, 2007 9:46 AM
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C'mon, it makes perfect sense. I mean, sucking on titties is never seen as sexual, right?

Posted by Gitai | June 12, 2007 9:48 AM
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snicker.

Posted by jackie treehorn | June 12, 2007 9:49 AM
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Atiyah was suspended from his job and within days issued a retraction, saying it was a "bad interpretation of a particular case."

Looks like another one of those cases where bad facts make bad fatwa.

Posted by vegetable lasagna | June 12, 2007 10:11 AM
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Islam!

It's faaaaaantastic!

Posted by Will of HA | June 12, 2007 10:20 AM
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Last week Dan published a couple instances of teachers using their position to either "punish" or "reward" students by having them fulfill what was obviously a fantasy of the teacher ("All right, now pour on the chocolate.") For some reason, this fatwa brings to mind those examples...

Posted by flamingbanjo | June 12, 2007 10:28 AM
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You have to admire the specificity of the Fatwa - *five times*, not four, not six. What happens between the first and the fifth time though. Are suckles one to four somehow a little bit dirty and then redeemed by number five? Once the first suckle happens is the woman then bound to countinue through the fifth? Is the woman's husband allowed to object? (I presume she is married because an unmarried lactating woman would, I presume, be stoned.)

Posted by kinaidos | June 12, 2007 10:44 AM
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Can we make a cartoon of Mohammed breastfeeding?

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 12, 2007 10:53 AM
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I read this while using my toilet paper with pictures of Mohommad while dealing with my diareah....

Posted by Just Me | June 12, 2007 12:21 PM
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I read this while using my toilet paper with pictures of Mohommad while dealing with my diareah....

Posted by Just Me | June 12, 2007 12:23 PM
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I read this while using my toilet paper with pictures of Mohommad while dealing with my diareah....

Posted by Just Me | June 12, 2007 12:23 PM
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I read this while using my toilet paper with pictures of Mohommad while dealing with my diareah....

Posted by Just Me | June 12, 2007 12:23 PM
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Wipe once, not four times.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 12, 2007 12:41 PM
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Oh my god those jeans totally make your ass look fatwa!

Posted by monkey | June 12, 2007 12:42 PM
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is it ok to point out that islam could really use an Enlightenment?

Posted by maxsolomon | June 12, 2007 2:31 PM
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An Islamic social Inchon.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | June 12, 2007 5:23 PM

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