Where's the love for the Mr. T cartoon and his crime fighting band of gymnasts?
I can't quite understand all the Chuck Norris jokes. I mean I GET them and all but I think it would have worked better with Jack Bauer.
Wait a minute. Aren't ninjas supposed to be so deadly because they're SILENT? So, wouldn't a "super ninja" be SUPER quiet instead of screaming like a six year-old?
And surely, sumo wrestlers wear other things besides sumo outfits when they're not in the ring?
STOP FOR ME ITS TEH CLAW!
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