Comments on Fucking Cubs Hitting

Don't worry, no one can hit our bullpen.

But seriously, dude, that is one terrible ballclub you have there. You're going to lose 90 games. You don't have any good players. Lou is the most overrated manager in baseball, but Cornelius MacGillicuddy couldn't win with that crew of losers. Your only pitchers are hurt -- permanently, it would appear. Bummer. Almost as bad as us the past few years.

Gutsy baseball, Chicago Fan. 3 back.

It's ok Chicago Fan. You can rest assured there is at least one Cubs fan located here.

I think it's quaint that there are still Cubs fans out there. Quaint like the Geneva Conventions.

-Signed,
White Sox Fan
(Yeah, I know. Their hitting sucks balls this year, too.)

Yeah, we Cubs fans are bad luck. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if we didn't watch any Cubs games for a season.

You know, if noboby watches the Cubs lose a game, did the Cubs really lose?

That was a hell of a game. I would have given my left nut to be there behind that brick wall cheering on the M's. The only thing better than Wriggley field was my old Veterans stadium back in Philly.

I gotta say we sure struck gold when we got Betancourt. I got his raft made it across the ocean.

I meant, Im glad his raft made it across the ocean. I need stronger coffee. =(

Hargrove outmanaged Lou's saggy ass last night. Not bad for a career AL guy.

SeMe:

It wasn't a raft, it was a cigarette boat. At least that is one of his stories.

Well Chicago Fan, if you being there gives the M's a better chance at winning, have a great time. We need all the help we can get. 8 in a row!

Dude, I know how you feel. The Cards suck this year too. I guess winning The Series last year still kinda takes away the pain. I can't imagine what it would be like to suck for 99 years.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.