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Woo Project Runway!

Tim Gunn is fucking hot. If I were not bound by marriage, I would call all of Tim Gunn's arms (and by arms, I mean dick, not 'arms') to rigorously fuck my shithole into oblivion.

...fucking fuck, I have a way with making everything sound nasty and cheap. BWAAANANANAN!!1!

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 1, 2007 12:50 PM
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Ahhhh Gap is now high end shopping? YIKES! That is pretty sad when you think about it.

Posted by Just Me | June 1, 2007 1:05 PM
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I had a D list celeb sighting yesterday too. Sanjaya on 2nd and Columbia circa 5:00pm. Is he from here or something?

Posted by hunh? | June 1, 2007 1:34 PM
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Austin Scarlett is on the B-and-a-half list, in our household at least. If you haven't seen the season he was on, that is actually the least gay picture I've ever seen of him.

Posted by Fnarf | June 1, 2007 1:38 PM
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Would someone please alert Schmader?

First, that is a LOUSY photo of Mr. Scarlett. Bleah.

AND, he's part of the reason PR was such a popular show. Totally fun to watch and incidentally, a very talented designer.

http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/season/1/bio/Austin_Scarlett

Posted by scarlet | June 1, 2007 1:45 PM
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i've been browsing bridal salon websites, so i can tell you why he's here:
http://www.marcellaslaboutique.com/

(scroll to the middle of the page, on the right side).

looks like there's a champagne party tonight if you act fast. and, um, want to try on his bridal gowns.

Posted by bride-to-be | June 1, 2007 2:12 PM
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@Just Me: The use of the boolean operator OR causes me to think the author was not characterizing the GAP as high-end, but merely suggesting that Scarlett might have chosen the GAP over other, more pricey, haberdasheries. Just sayin', yo.

Posted by narf. fat guy. | June 1, 2007 2:27 PM
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For a better look at the glory of Mr. Scarlett, try this: http://projectrungay.blogspot.com/2006/11/ladies-and-gentlemen.html

If that's not enough, click on the "austin scarlett" tag on that entry and just keep readin'.

Posted by Fnarf | June 1, 2007 4:52 PM
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Listen to me. If you are a man and you want to get into bed with that thing, you are not a fag. You are straight. So stop pretending. Gay men do not want to fuck women. Period. Amen.

Well, alright. I have been jonesing for a little vagina lately, but I want an actual woman. And her boyfriend/husband/lover. Package deal. No chiffon-wearing, 100 pound, hairless chihauhauas for me. Not even if they come with a real live vagina.

I'm a paradox. I know.

Posted by Bi at best | June 1, 2007 5:37 PM
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Is that Jm J. Bullock?

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