Media HorsesAss Reads Joel Connelly…
posted by June 4 at 9:59 AMon
…so you don’t have to.
Joel Connelly is fuming again about those damn kids on their damn bikes—out there riding their 10 speeds when they should be at home fucking their brains out and getting themselves pregnant when they’re not watching the interminable NBA playoffs or writing letters to their representatives complaining about high taxes. Yes, it’s another Connelly column about Seattle’s politically powerful cyclists and their conspiracy to do away with the Alaskan Way Viaduct.
[This] week, council members allocated $8.1 million to study the “surface-transit option” in replacing the Alaskan Way Viaduct.
Surface transit is a pet idea of those who seem to be forming Seattle’s agenda these days and pushing for a gentrified, politically correct, largely childless, heavily taxed city, a place that embraces bicycles and exiles NBA basketball.
I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians, the ACLU, People For the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say “you helped this happen.”
Jesus, we embrace bicycles? And stopped having kids? We have gone too far.
To the hyper-sensitive, sports-hating, condom-using, tax-and-spend, Capitol Hill enviro-fascists, Joel points his finger at you.
Joel? I live in the city, I have a kid, and I’m happy to pay my damn taxes. Where do you live again? How many children do you have?