Comments on Cthulhu Premiere Tonight

I lost all my beef with Tori after seeing Trick.

me? i lost all my pork.

have you seen my pork?

has anyone seen my pork??

Did you check with ECB? She's probably already BBQ'ed, pulled and eaten it by now...

I worked on the movie in hopes of getting a Bacon Factor (google "Oracle of Bacon"), but sadly someone with my name is already in the internet movie database... Hence, it is now official. I am the father of TV's Marley Shelton. (I already e-mailed 'em about it and they may yet get around to fixing it, but still... kinda funny.)
BTW, go see da movie, people! It's so indie the screenwriter is doing street-level promotion. And it's local goodness, so get yer movie on.
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ECB, dammit! DROP MY PORK!