Her song should have been Liar Liar by Blondie.

sigh

Kidding. But seriously, this was the song that was most representative? Sad.

#7: You'd not vote for someone based on a lame song? Sad.

1) Beatles
2) Elvis
3) Rolling Stones
4) Fleetwood Mac (for a female vocalist, if that is what she was going for)

I mean come ON! Seriously. How much is she paying her consultants?!?! I don't need a masters degree and a 6 figure paycheck to figure out a good song.

Shit, Tim McGraw or Faith Hill would have been better. Yeesh. Or at least something that is CATCHY.

I don't know shit from shinola about Celine but I do know whatever y'all like up there in Seattle probably ain't what they like in these other places. Gotta go, gotta write my memo on the lead we have in congressional races (it's looking real good for 08 as long as we keep you activists satisfied with periodic "bursts" of legislative efforts on Iraq)--

Please.

= )

Republican candidate, "what's his name" doesn't even "believe" in evolution, and supports a war that apparently has something to do with terrorism. I've yet to hear one Republican candidate speak out against Haliburtan no-bid contracts, or the fact I'm more likely to die by a lightning strike than at the hands of terrorists. Who's working on that lightning threat?

My only hope is that a national repulsion engulfs the electorate and somehow some random-fuck third party candidate is elected. Honestly, "ineffective chaos" is probably the best state for the federal government to be in. At least it would let us get on with our lives and avoid being treated like terrorists every time we step on to an airplane or make a phone call.

My vote is going to either the first candidate to pledge to eliminate federal income tax (with no national sales tax as a replacement), or to whomever I believe will be most ineffectual in office.

Disband the federal government and it's military, let the bible thumpers all move to the south or midwest and teach how dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark, and leave the northwest the fuck alone.

If the citizens of the northwest had the money they give to the IRS, I think we could build a better society than the homogenized crap forced on us by that other Washington.

Oh, and Celine Dion sucks (and probably not very well).

"here's something that can be done.
(You don't run it, you don't hide it, you don't run it)
Don't end your faith in love because of what he's done.
So if you just put your hand in mine,
We're gonna leave all our troubles behind.
Keep on walking and don't look back.
Forget about the past now.
Don't look back, baby.
Keep on walking and don't look back. Hmmm..."

al gore was cast the same way, but he didn't go so far as hillary to defuse the situation. a better parallel is john kerry and the whole flip-flip and swift boat attacks. he soon spent all his time trying to diffuse fictitious perceptions about him, rather than spread his real messages.