Slog - Comments on Breast Milk Cheese http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese Savage Love recommended against it. A woman in Indonesia tried to make it, in the style of paneer, but failed. But now a company in France is selling it, so your search for human breast milk cheese is finally over. "The authentic cheese with the mother's milk of woman" for "the gastronomes in search new savours." Not for me, thanks. I'm a big fan of breasts, but I take my coffee black and my cheese, mmm, perhaps a nice fresh chevre from Monteillet in Dayton, WA; do you have a nice Auslese Riesling to go with that? But I'm sure... Copyright 2008 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:09:44 -0800 Tue, 12 Jun 2007 15:14:23 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Brendan Kiley I've always wanted to have a go with placenta jerky:

]]> Brendan Kiley http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738722 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738722 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:14:33 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Damn! Brendan, I was going to go with the placenta jerky, but I held back. You're a bold man, Mr. Kiley.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738725 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738725 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:17:56 -0800 Comment by Vooodooo84 Why not just finish the trend and make bile jelly

]]> Vooodooo84 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738729 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738729 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:19:41 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Yum!

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738734 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738734 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:21:52 -0800 Comment by Levislade I can't help but wonder if there will be market for this among wealthy vegans-for-ethical/environmental-reasons. Personally, it makes my stomach turn just thinking about it. Yecch.

]]> Levislade http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738738 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738738 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:23:42 -0800 Comment by Katelyn Gift basket idea! chocolate anus, breast milk cheese, placenta jerky, and bile jelly... wrapped up pretty in turquoise saran wrap. For the person who already has everything.

]]> Katelyn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738740 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738740 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:24:12 -0800 Comment by seattle98104 My lunch now wants freedom.

]]> seattle98104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738742 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738742 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:24:51 -0800 Comment by Garrett the jelly, the cheese, the jerky, hey, if it's at an art opening, i'll shove it down ye ole throat ... actually i'll stick to chex-mix.

]]> Garrett http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738750 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738750 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:27:30 -0800 Comment by pox Why, when people speak of human milk, do they call it "breast milk?" Nobody calls cow milk "udder milk". And why is it disgusting for human adults to consume the milk of our very own species, but seems perfectly natural to eat that of a completely different species? In light of that, why do we kiss and exchange saliva with each other, but not with cows?

]]> pox http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738752 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738752 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:28:58 -0800 Comment by Levislade @6 - if that doesn't make it into the next Strangercrombie, I will be very disappointed.

]]> Levislade http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738757 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738757 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:31:56 -0800 Comment by Big Sven Charles Mudede already has a line of credit set up with Petit Singly...

]]> Big Sven http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738760 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738760 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:33:23 -0800 Comment by Katelyn Cows are GREAT kissers, pox. Don't be close-minded.

]]> Katelyn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738763 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738763 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:34:32 -0800 Comment by Carollani Gross. But if someone offered I would probably try it. Heh.

]]> Carollani http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738764 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738764 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:36:24 -0800 Comment by amazonmidwife How in the world did you find the failed paneer recipe? I could see a few of my clients trying some such thing, but not blogging about it.


As for the placenta jerky, haven't had a mom yet consume her placenta raw, cooked or jerkified. However, one woman, an acupuncturist, said that she was going to dry hers, grind it into powder which she would put in capsules and use during menopause. This was a suggested treatment according to some Eastern medicine she had studied.


Maybe hot flashes would make one desperate enough to consume placenta?

]]> amazonmidwife http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738767 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738767 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:37:09 -0800 Comment by pox Hey, I've tasted human milk as an adult. (Yes, from an actual *BREAST*!) Maybe I should try cow saliva.

]]> pox http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738768 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738768 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:37:34 -0800 Comment by Katelyn Also, I think the gift basket should include some nice red wine for the placenta and a bottle of white for the cheese.

]]> Katelyn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738771 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738771 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:42:14 -0800 Comment by GrammarCop "Soylent Brie is PEOPLE!"

(I must say, I'm rather impressed someone actually got "champing at the bit" correct.)

]]> GrammarCop http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738776 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738776 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 13:43:47 -0800 Comment by jkjk Breast milk is food. Bile is not. Just pointing out the obvious, I've never tasted any breast milk but my own, but the kids dig it. It's sort of a food incest taboo... not something that's intrinsically gross.

]]> jkjk http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738797 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738797 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:01:05 -0800 Comment by sniggles "Soylent Brie is PEOPLE!"

20 points.

]]> sniggles http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738837 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738837 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:26:41 -0800 Comment by Bison "champing at the bit"

Thank you, thank you, thank you. This makes up for...well...at least some small fraction of your annoying Slog comments.

]]> Bison http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738847 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738847 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:31:44 -0800 Comment by Madashell HERE's what you add to the gift basket: Vaginal yeast beer!
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/content?oid=23587

]]> Madashell http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738849 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738849 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:32:05 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale Just the boobs, please.

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738855 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738855 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:36:58 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi I'll take a nice chianti with that placenta.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738957 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c738957 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:37:13 -0800 Comment by lilblackcat How long before this stuff shows up on Fear Factor?

]]> lilblackcat http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c739018 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c739018 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 16:17:23 -0800 Comment by Joe I thing Jungfraumilch would be the wine of choice...

]]> Joe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c739145 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c739145 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:45:42 -0800 Comment by Sachi Don't forget fried testicles. A rare treat; we can collect them from the few treanswomen and eunuchs who would willingly give them up. :-)

]]> Sachi http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c739157 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c739157 Chow Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:12:28 -0800 Comment by elizabeth this is incredibly interesting because i have been talking about this for a couple years now as somewhat of a joke, but it never made sense to me why we were cool with drinking/using another animal's milk but not our own. hmm... i wonder if it tastes good....

]]> elizabeth http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c739356 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c739356 Chow Sat, 09 Jun 2007 18:51:26 -0800 Comment by Bill MSN I NIIPET
MSN

]]> Bill http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c741525 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c741525 Chow Tue, 12 Jun 2007 15:13:52 -0800 Comment by Bill MSN I NIIPET
MSN

]]> Bill http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c741526 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c741526 Chow Tue, 12 Jun 2007 15:14:06 -0800 Comment by Bill MSN I NIIPET
MSN

]]> Bill http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c741527 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/06/breast_milk_cheese#c741527 Chow Tue, 12 Jun 2007 15:14:23 -0800