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*snorts with laughter* Foreheads? Really? As in, check out the forehead on that one?

I don't have any animosity toward you Charles, but I certainly never can tell if you are being serious or not.

Posted by JessB | June 15, 2007 2:45 PM
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Sometimes I think he makes shit up about himself to sound more like an intellectual.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 15, 2007 2:57 PM
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Who cares? Either way it's hysterical.

Posted by gnossos | June 15, 2007 2:59 PM
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oops...my who cares was in ref to Jess...Poe slipped in, but applies to him also.

Posted by gnossos | June 15, 2007 3:02 PM
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no warning NSFW tits. in the open. thanks.....

Posted by you're fired | June 15, 2007 3:05 PM
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Slog=NSFW.

Posted by Amy Kate Horn | June 15, 2007 3:06 PM
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This is definitely a sweet treat that I would pick up as well. wait til you see what kind of stuff I bring back from the Holyland.

Posted by thecandyqueen | June 15, 2007 3:07 PM
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um...charles, i thought you´d be all over this. i sent it because i was impressed by the connection between getting kissed by a black woman and a s´mores.

Posted by kt | June 15, 2007 3:12 PM
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If that post was too NSFW for you, I'd suggest a new job. It's a fucking bag of candy with a clothed cartoon that happens to have cleavage. Please tell me I've missed the sarcasm... But, as Amy points out, this ain't the safest site (ever notice the lustlab pics? those are significantly more suggestive than candy).

Posted by please quit | June 15, 2007 3:12 PM
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@5: Where the hell do you work? That's a classic painting. Art. Not porn. seriously.

Posted by seriously | June 15, 2007 3:13 PM
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@6
all work?? did you see the photo? slog is usually safer than porn...and usually gives fair warning. looks like it's changed now anyway....for whatever reason.

Posted by you're fired | June 15, 2007 3:14 PM
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@9 & @10
the photo has been changed now. it was a PHOTO of "breasts". a real photo. nude. ya see??? i guess you didn't.

Posted by you're fired | June 15, 2007 3:19 PM
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whew. you scared me there for a minute. no - didn't see a booby pic.

Posted by seriously | June 15, 2007 3:22 PM
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You're fired is full of shit. Nobody refreshes SLOG as much as I do. I never saw no' titties, yo!

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 15, 2007 3:22 PM
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somebody back me up...please. charles? admit a blunder for a brother? i'm really not crazy. let me describe them to you: well...

Posted by you're fired | June 15, 2007 3:24 PM
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There was photo of a bare breast close up, but it's been replaced by the painting. Mudede chose the wrong file from his "Titties" folder. No joke.

Posted by Amy Kate Horn | June 15, 2007 3:27 PM
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Oh. But underarms are sexy, even if most American women don't think they are.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 15, 2007 3:31 PM
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The folder is actually named Titties?!

I...I love Charles all of the sudden.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 15, 2007 3:32 PM
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@1: Yes, foreheads. Go back and read Canterbury Tales again; that's why Chaucer has the prioress prominently display her forehead. It was a sign of good breeding and promiscuity.

Posted by supergp | June 15, 2007 3:35 PM
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@16 haha! thank you. i'm not crazy(ish). btw the photo is in my cache and it's called 180px-Closeup_of_female_breast.jpg.

funny & nice.

Posted by you're fired | June 15, 2007 3:38 PM
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You must love Beyonce, Charles. She has the forehead-tummy-armpit trifecta.

Posted by Kate | June 15, 2007 3:57 PM
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is charles black?

Posted by frederick r | June 15, 2007 4:09 PM
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Charles is espresso brown.

Posted by Amy Kate Horn | June 15, 2007 4:11 PM
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dolce or vita?

Posted by vivace | June 15, 2007 4:28 PM
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Charles is my new favorite slogger. Jen Graves doesn't post nearly enough pictures of hot chicks.

Posted by ljg | June 15, 2007 4:30 PM
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Yeah, Jen should do that more often.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 15, 2007 4:40 PM
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charles - its ok to say you like breasts. its kinda obvious after the natalie merchant post. you're not alone: lots of us straight guys like them better than foreheads.

indeed, breasts are intended to arouse us - foreheads are intended to encase the frontal lobe.

and cassandra wilson is the hottest 50 year old on the earth.

Posted by maxsolomon | June 15, 2007 4:41 PM
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the photo you posted earlier looks totally safe for (my) work, if you ask me.

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/06/180px-Closeup_of_female_breast.jpg

Posted by doug | June 15, 2007 5:32 PM
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Charles, you don't have to call bullshit on everything.

You should write a screenplay about a love triangle in the worst neighborhood in that imaginary world you've got scotchtaped together in your dome pice.

I've got the opening scene of the movie right here:

Exterior: Housing projects - inner city area.

A young man and his girlfrind walk down the sidewalk on a hot summmer day. A man (Shooter) across the street tracks their movement with his eyes, fixated on the girlfriend primarily.

Shooter - "Yo, quit starin at my lady's forehead, son".

Gunshot rings out. Fade to black

Opening credits.

Posted by Werf | June 15, 2007 5:37 PM
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Charles, you don't have to call bullshit on everything.

You should write a screenplay about a love triangle in the worst neighborhood in that imaginary world you've got scotchtaped together in your dome pice.

I've got the opening scene of the movie right here:

Exterior: Housing projects - inner city area.

A young man (Shooter) and his girlfrind walk down the sidewalk on a hot summmer day. A man across the street tracks their movement with his eyes, fixated on the girlfriend primarily.

Shooter - "Yo, quit starin at my lady's forehead, son".

Gunshot rings out. Fade to black

Opening credits.

Posted by Werf | June 15, 2007 5:37 PM
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in scotland, those cookies are made by a very old company called tunnock's. they're called tea cakes and they come individually wrapped in red and silver foil.
of all the cookies i've eaten around the world, they are my favorite. weirdo cartoon marketing aside, it's good to know i can get them outside of scotland.

Posted by stacy | June 15, 2007 5:49 PM
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Yup, scottish cookies are good.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 15, 2007 6:04 PM
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The fact that Charles has a folder in his computer called Titties absolutely made my day.

Posted by Gomez | June 15, 2007 10:36 PM
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A Birch Steen: A bosom man? Isn't that him directly to the left of the heroine in the painting?

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | June 16, 2007 9:26 AM
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you black men like big butts, and it ain't no lie. stop fronting. you can co-opt the white man's speech and thoughts, but you'll never take the white man's weird fetishes to heart.

Posted by sc | June 16, 2007 12:45 PM
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