Comments on Another Fucking PI Blog

Oh god. That picture is awful.

Imagine if the bottle broke!

*Gouges out eyes*

That's so weird. I didn't even know he had a camera at the time.

I moved to a new office location yesterday and the server was blocking The Slog. I had words with the system admin this morning. Thank god he removed the block. How would I have survived without seeing that picture!

Thanks Dan!

I'm sure the nasty right-wingers who swarm all over the PI's blogs will love it.

Seriously, do you ever read those comments? Is that really how conservatives think?

They make me want to hang my head out the window and puke, then take a super-long hot shower (shudder).

I'm so glad we have Slog.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/classics/fatty_arbuckle/4.html

Brings to mind the scurrilous rumors surrounding the death of actress Virginia Rappe that put a definitive end to Fatty Arbuckle's career. But it was allegedly a Coke bottle inserted in reverse causing a vacuum; undoing this petite perversity may cause one's insides to be - well - sucked out. And that - as they say - is that. What is that hanging out between his legs - two rump steaks? My retinas wrenched and wruined.

While I fully support buddy's right to do weird things, I also support my right to say ew.

Ew.

Yuck!

Hits the "Clear Cache" button...

I'm not sure which is more appalling - the poor quality (and color) of the towel he's lying on, or that he's a fan of 40 ouncers.

Dan,
Your son must be proud.

@11 Yeah, and Annie Wagner, be proud of your pale complexion. That guy looks like he'd been hog-tied and spit-roasted for 5 minutes.

Wow. It's not Goatse or Tubgirl, but it's at least as good as Lemon Party. A new favorite.

Mary Jo, DO NOT LOOK AT THAT PICTURE. THAT'S AN ORDER.

PS: is the P-I blog going to have any Fnarf? I don't think they are. How can you have a good blog without Fnarf?

I agree, Fnarf.

And, man, you're a fucking superstar over on Cho's blog. The next time I see you in person I'm going to kiss you on the mouth, just once, with great tenderness.

The image of Dan Savage kissing Fnarf on the mouth, just once, with great tenderness is 20% more disturbing than a picture of a body-hairless middle-aged man with a big bottle up his ass, looking at me come-hitherly.

Oh Jesus! My eyes, my burning eyes!

Fuck you, Dan. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

And fuck the P-I's boring blog while we're at it.

There will be NO KISSING. I've been kissed by a man before and I DIDN'T LIKE IT. I only like kissing Mrs. Fnarf.

It will have to be a kiss in spirit only then, Mr. Fnarf.

And you'll keep your filthy paws off my spirit, too, you disgusting pervert. I know what you're thinking. Don't think I don't know.

How about a nice glass of wine instead?

Nice deck.

Is that... possible? Oh my fucking christ. Is that REAL?

You name the bottle, Fnarf, and I'll bring the finest vintage.

Dan, I believe you've already provided the bottle in the pic above.

Oh dear Jesus God. Ian, you have put me off liquor for the rest of my life.

No, wait, I'm back. Hmm, '78 Romanee Conti, then. Might set you back about a thirteen grand, I hope that's not a problem!

I'm not actually that picky, as long as it's not a box of Franzia Chillable Red Wine Flavored Product.

Is it wrong that I find the cock and balls more perturbing than the bottle up the ass?

See, ever since Dan's spliffed-out trip to City Hall, I realized that there is really nothing, nothing at all that any Stranger staffer can do, say, or write that will get a rise out of Seattle's echelons anymore. Dan could stand naked in Westlake Center, at noon on a Friday, buggering a Schnauzer, and the Mayor and Council's official comments would go something like "Ha, those Stranger guys are so silly."

O.A. @ 6: Apparently so, since so many of them post there.

Shelby @ 11:

Do you think that's really a 40? I thought perhaps it was an Erlenmeyer Flask.

Dan @ 16:

If you do, remember to count the change afterwards.

Fnarf @ 20:

Ah, but what if Mrs. Fnarf were dressed like a man?

How did he get the wide end of the 40 in? That has to be photoshopped. Oh yeah, was that really necessary? Thanks for nothing.

Oh ick, not that picture again!!

I say "again" because just yesterday I silently screamed in horror as that picture, and about 20 more in the set, were splashed on my monitor.

I don't think I'll ever be able to get an erection again.

Yeah, I'm STILL reading through the comments on Cho's blog and I'm also not an even bigger (I kinda already was) Fnarf fan.

You rock buddy! Want to come speak at my family reunion?

Ok Dan, honestly, doing THAT won't make you incontinent?

Is there such a thing as a gay Jug Band?

You should see the guy who plays the saw.

Finger loop, world-record hand stand, enough lube and you might well have yourself a trombone.

I looked away for a moment while the picture loaded... When I looked back I was greeted by the most fucked-up image I've seen all week.

And burst out laughing. I had to rush to the comments section to see how many people got grossed out!

Thank you for the belly laugh, Dan. I've not had a better chuckle than this in a long time! (wiping tears from eyes)

But wait! Iraq isn't in cahoots with al Qaeda, so why attack Iraq in the war on terrorism?

Because we're not just at war with al Qaeda, stupid. We're at war with a large and growing Islamo-fascist movement that draws its troops and funds from all over the Islamic world. Islamo-fascism is a regional problem, not just an al Qaeda problem or an Afghanistan problem. To stop Islamo-fascism, we're going to have to roll back all of the tyrannous and dictatorial regimes in the Middle East while simultaneously waging war against a militant, deadly religious ideology.

@38 written by Dan Savage, America's favorite cocksucker (keeping in the spirit of this thread) Oct 2002

Okay Jonah, we all got the point LONG ago.

The problem with your lifelong campaign for all-out profanity Daniel is that, when you achieve it, profanity will be irrelevant. What makes fuck, shit, and, for the most part, piss still effective is that they're words not commonly used, except by you bunch of cocksuckers.I never thought I'd say it but, thank god for adults!

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