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Ooh ooh! Do me next!

Posted by Jonah | June 8, 2007 11:35 AM

Jesus Christ! I love laughing at Charles as much as the next sane person, but he's not the only mockable slogger, you know. Jeez, do I have to do it myself???

"Look at me, I'm Erica C. Barnett! Men are evil and cripples should have their own buses!"

Posted by David Schmader | June 8, 2007 11:42 AM

Today isn't Freaky Friday. Today is Everybody Fucking Rail On Mudede day.

...I like that.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 8, 2007 11:42 AM

Go M's!

Posted by edgar | June 8, 2007 11:43 AM

Erica and keshmeshi should smoke a bowl and vent together. Forever.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 8, 2007 11:47 AM

C'mon we all know everyone has a crush on Mudede. Keep 'em coming!

The roast, the roast, the roast is on Fire!

Posted by seattle98104 | June 8, 2007 11:49 AM

Yeah, but it's hard to do ECB, and the only transit thing I can think of is the agreement by the UW to build a Sound Transit station ... wasn't that already on SLOG?

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 8, 2007 11:55 AM

There's a little something special for Erica on the way.

Posted by Fnarf | June 8, 2007 11:59 AM

David, I think we all were thinking about doing something in homage of Charles, and didn't realize until it was too late (i.e. when our entries were already in queue) that everyone else was thinking the same thing.

My bad. I'd take a shot at ECB but it appears Fnarf has that covered.

Posted by Gomez | June 8, 2007 12:01 PM

As much as I hate seeing posts by Charles Mudede this is getting old fast. I also don't get why Ichiro, who barely speaks english, waxes philos in the interview.

Posted by Ryan | June 8, 2007 12:03 PM

All of the Freaky Friday bloggers have missed the mark in their Mudede parodies - there's not an ounce of misogyny to be found.

Posted by elm | June 8, 2007 12:08 PM

Ichiro speaks english just fine, he's just smart enough to pretend he doesn't so he won't have to talk to the press.

Posted by Anthony Hecht | June 8, 2007 12:09 PM

Gomez, the first interview question one made me laugh more than the other Mudede potshots combined. Nice.

Posted by Katelyn | June 8, 2007 12:15 PM

Ha, Gomez. Good one! I'm a Mudede fan, and indifferent when need be. I don't think this interview is far from fictional. If one has ever read any of Ichiro's rare musings, you'd see that the wee, disciplined-to-OCDness lassie is indeed a philosopher as well.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | June 8, 2007 12:34 PM

Yeah, there was even a book published about the philosophical musings of Ichiro.

Some quotes.

Posted by jamier | June 8, 2007 12:54 PM

I was going to do an ECB but I couldn't think of anything she hasn't deep fried.

Posted by elswinger | June 8, 2007 1:07 PM

if this is truly charles' outlook on pro sports then i applaud him. my sentiments exactly!

Posted by brad | June 8, 2007 1:08 PM

This was hilarious. Thank you, Gomez.

Posted by Mudede Fan | June 8, 2007 1:50 PM

gomez, you made me feel like a puppet on your lap.

Posted by charles mudede | June 8, 2007 2:41 PM

LOL, Charles. Should I be worried?

Posted by Gomez | June 8, 2007 2:50 PM

Yes. He said 'lap'. Not hand.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 8, 2007 4:41 PM

As one puppet said to the other, "you know, I'm beginning to doubt whether there even IS a hand".

Posted by Fnarf | June 10, 2007 8:40 AM

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