Comments on A Hypothetical Interview between Charles Mudede and Mariners Star Ichiro

Ooh ooh! Do me next!

Jesus Christ! I love laughing at Charles as much as the next sane person, but he's not the only mockable slogger, you know. Jeez, do I have to do it myself???

"Look at me, I'm Erica C. Barnett! Men are evil and cripples should have their own buses!"

Today isn't Freaky Friday. Today is Everybody Fucking Rail On Mudede day.

...I like that.

Go M's!

Erica and keshmeshi should smoke a bowl and vent together. Forever.

C'mon we all know everyone has a crush on Mudede. Keep 'em coming!

The roast, the roast, the roast is on Fire!

Yeah, but it's hard to do ECB, and the only transit thing I can think of is the agreement by the UW to build a Sound Transit station ... wasn't that already on SLOG?

There's a little something special for Erica on the way.

David, I think we all were thinking about doing something in homage of Charles, and didn't realize until it was too late (i.e. when our entries were already in queue) that everyone else was thinking the same thing.

My bad. I'd take a shot at ECB but it appears Fnarf has that covered.

As much as I hate seeing posts by Charles Mudede this is getting old fast. I also don't get why Ichiro, who barely speaks english, waxes philos in the interview.

All of the Freaky Friday bloggers have missed the mark in their Mudede parodies - there's not an ounce of misogyny to be found.

Ichiro speaks english just fine, he's just smart enough to pretend he doesn't so he won't have to talk to the press.

Gomez, the first interview question one made me laugh more than the other Mudede potshots combined. Nice.

Ha, Gomez. Good one! I'm a Mudede fan, and indifferent when need be. I don't think this interview is far from fictional. If one has ever read any of Ichiro's rare musings, you'd see that the wee, disciplined-to-OCDness lassie is indeed a philosopher as well.

Yeah, there was even a book published about the philosophical musings of Ichiro.

Some quotes.

I was going to do an ECB but I couldn't think of anything she hasn't deep fried.

if this is truly charles' outlook on pro sports then i applaud him. my sentiments exactly!

This was hilarious. Thank you, Gomez.

gomez, you made me feel like a puppet on your lap.

LOL, Charles. Should I be worried?

Yes. He said 'lap'. Not hand.

As one puppet said to the other, "you know, I'm beginning to doubt whether there even IS a hand".