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Friday, May 11, 2007

The Sexual Revolutionary

posted by on May 11 at 18:08 PM

From the Guardian:

“My new book’s coming out in June,” Subcomandante Marcos announces with relish during the first interview he has given to a British paper in years. “There’s no politics in the text this time. Just sex. Pure pornography.”

Between the mask, the jungle machismo, and his tender-hearted rebel persona (did you know he travels with a deformed rooster “as a symbol of the various disenfranchised people he champions”?) Subcomandante has been a sex symbol for a long time.

Now even his erotic imagination has been harnessed to the Zapatista cause as a fundraiser. “I’m sure it will sell if we put a lot of Xs on the cover.”

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I'm fairly certain that we will be seeing him on primetime soon, a friend of mine did audio for the interview.

Posted by Morgan | May 11, 2007 7:36 PM
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"The mask will come off when a subcomandante Marcos is no longer necessary," he says. "I hope it's soon so that I can finally become a fireman like I've always wanted. Firemen get the prettiest girls."
You'd think being a poetry-wielding ex-philosopher rebel leader would be enough to get decent girls, wouldn't you?
Posted by wench | May 11, 2007 7:58 PM
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I'm so fucking in love right now.

Posted by monkey | May 11, 2007 9:30 PM
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Its the pipe. Chicks dig a man with a pipe.

Posted by Giffy | May 11, 2007 11:12 PM
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I like a cigar myself!

Posted by Monica | May 12, 2007 12:19 AM
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...hey, it's "Bob"!

Posted by Rev. Syung Myung Me | May 12, 2007 7:14 AM
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I think that Subcommandante Marcos/Che/Fidel chic is absolutely hilarious. Come the revolution, rich white people (just like the Stranger's marketing demographic!) would, ostensibly, be the ones being strung up by their bloated thumbs for la revolucion.

So I'm sure someone can tell me why there's this strong desire for a macho daddy figure who hates the hell out of his most ardent admirers?

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