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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

“The New Reagan”

posted by on May 30 at 12:10 PM

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It’s official: Fred Thompson is running for President.

On a related note: Could this be our next First Lady?

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God, I hope so! Her breasts could solve all of our diplomacy issues.

Posted by Ari Spool | May 30, 2007 12:26 PM
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If he was fatter, he would look like Rush Limbaugh.... and if he wins time to move to Canada or Europe......

Posted by Just Me | May 30, 2007 12:26 PM
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seriously... making fun of the woman for her breats? she's an attorney -- a successful person -- and you are making fun of her for her breasts. interesting. this is hilarious considering the next post that appeared on slog. about breasts. on women.

Posted by infrequent | May 30, 2007 12:51 PM
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Isn't it kind of funny that the GOP candidates were so bad they had to hire an actor?

Posted by monkey | May 30, 2007 12:52 PM
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This sucks!

Posted by Dianna | May 30, 2007 1:03 PM
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It gets worse: According to that article, he might well skip the campaign and go right to "declar[ing] his Presidency."

Posted by Levislade | May 30, 2007 1:19 PM
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ha!

Posted by infrequent | May 30, 2007 1:36 PM
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Look at those boobies!!! They probably just gave her that law degree because of her massive rack.

Posted by jugs | May 30, 2007 1:48 PM
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Oh, please. The wife is fair game. She is half his age, if that. In the linked photo, she's wearing a dress with a cleavage nearly to her belly button. She may as well wear a neon sign on her forehead: "Look at my giant boobs!". She is the very definition of a trophy wife.

Posted by SDA in SEA | May 30, 2007 2:06 PM
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When is Hugh Hefner throwing in his hat? Then we will have three of those!! Damn, that will make an amazing reality show!!!

Posted by Scottie | May 30, 2007 2:14 PM
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I'm in the middle of reading Gilligan's Wake, in which The Professor is in an underground bunker plotting the course of America, and needs to find a solution to a "rogue" Nixon. On his TV screen, he writes:

Imbecilic
Inspirational
Rugged-looking
Patriotic
An uncanny ability to spout perfect nonsense with utter conviction

The Professor and his boss stand back, and see Ronald Reagan on the tube. Genius ensues.

Posted by K | May 30, 2007 2:16 PM
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It's like you people have never seen breasts before. Calm down. She's at a party for crisssakes.

Are women supposeed to wear dresses up to their necks these days and be all modest and careful? WTF? She's an attractive 33-year-old woman at a fancy party. If you've got it, flaunt it. Just because she looks like a woman doesn't means she looks bad!

Posted by geez | May 30, 2007 2:22 PM
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PS. I'm sorry, I don't think her breasts look professional.

Posted by K | May 30, 2007 2:22 PM
14

If they were smart they would send up Ron Paul. He's the only Republican who could win a general election right now.

These guys are all buffoons, kind of like the Dems primaries last round.

Posted by Ryan | May 30, 2007 2:34 PM
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america wants grampa to tell them everything's going to work out.

keep guzzling, mouthbreathers.

Posted by maxsolomon | May 30, 2007 2:57 PM
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Wow, the new Nixon!

Note, that I didn't say GW was, cause he's lower.

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 30, 2007 3:05 PM
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K @13 - Professional Boobs are no big deal.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | May 30, 2007 3:19 PM
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No way she is 33. She's had some rough living if that's the case. She has *jowls*!

Posted by laterite | May 30, 2007 5:31 PM
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Yow!

Wow!

I wasn't that impressed with the "Senator from Die Hard", till I saw that wife.

http://www.redkingpix.com/cgi-bin/ImageFolio4/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Celebrities&image=042906Thompson.jpg&img=0&search=Jeri%20Kehn&cat=all&tt=&bool=phrase

Booooobiiiiiieeeeezzzz....

God Bless You, Fred, you big pile of something or other.

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