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Friday, May 18, 2007

The Morning News

posted by on May 18 at 8:55 AM

$6 billion: The price Microsoft is going to pay for the online ad company aQuantive (that’s 85-percent more than the company was worth when the markets closed yesterday).

The immigration deal: The details.

A neo-con’s second chance goes badly: The fall of Paul Wolfowitz.

Michelle Obama: Star.

The tyranny of the second home: The horror! The horror!

Confidence in Gonzales sinking: Still.

The Floyd Landis hearing: A surprise pulp-fiction blockbuster.

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also, the record company behind "we are the world" is suing Whackjob Phelps over their use of the tune for the hit, "god hates the world"...

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Posted by Mike in MO | May 18, 2007 9:14 AM
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Wow, I never knew how bad rich people had it.

"Mr. Sevastopoulo said he might feel like buying a second house somewhere else, but now Marc has tennis practice on Fridays after school and fencing lessons on Saturday and birthday parties all weekend — in the city. Plus they want to travel. 'I’d feel awful spending all that money and we’d never be there,' he said."

What a sad, sad story. You really gotta feel bad for these guys, huh?

Posted by Levislade | May 18, 2007 11:21 AM
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