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Velveeta is disgusting.

An old friend had a great story his father told him. His father was a boy in Belgium just after the end of WWII. An American soldier saw the kid and could tell he was hungry, so he gave him some American Cheese. The kid ran home screaming because he thought he had been poisoned.

Posted by D. | May 11, 2007 8:14 AM
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Velveeta IS disgusting. It's disgustingness is critical to the success of this recipe. And what did I tell you about the Ro-tel? Gotta be Ro-tel.

Posted by fnarf | May 11, 2007 8:34 AM
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It's time we kicked all Texans out of Washington. All you've ever given us is horrible politicians and processed cheese/canned tomato mixtures disguised as "food".

Posted by tsm | May 11, 2007 8:46 AM
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I think I gained 25 lbs just reading this.

Posted by Sally Struthers Lawnchair | May 11, 2007 10:19 AM
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@3 - Sorry, I have a kid born here so you can't kick me out, even if I was born within a mile of the Alamo!

Hah!

And I will keep ordering spicier food in restaurants ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 11, 2007 11:22 AM
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Erica, I'm sad that you think that recipe for Strawbbbburrra ShortsKAKE is complicated, because, darlin', it really isn't. I'm happy that you pointed me in the direction of Diner Girl's diary, though. So, just another bittersweet day in SLOGLand. Wheeeee.

Posted by Peculiar Purple Pie Man of Porcupine Creek | May 11, 2007 11:39 AM
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I was just going to say and then #6 took the words out of my mouth.

Posted by biggie j guitar player for amplified rock outfit SSS | May 11, 2007 5:41 PM
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