Should I accomplish this, I will be strutting about in a codpiece on my deck this afternoon. Watch for it. I will be the freakishly pale blob on north Beacon Hill that is causing traffic to slow on Rainier Avenue.

Send an e-mail: "Mission Accomplished"

Eat a donut: "Mission Accomplished"

Take a shit: "MIssion Accomplished"

Write an email but send it to the wrong person/people: "Mission Accomplished!"

Take a couple bites out of a donut and put it back in the box: "Mission Accomplished!"

Take a shit but don't wipe: "Mission Accomplished!" (this one seems rather fitting, actually)

"In my 41 years with BP I have kept my private life separate from my business life," Browne said in the statement.
"I have always regarded my sexuality as a personal matter, to be kept private. It is a matter of deep disappointment that a newspaper group has now decided that allegations about my personal life should be made public," he added.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/18416320

Sorry hets, they're all yours...

Not mine.

Of course, his people did make and hang a large "Mission Accomplished" banner in full view for the speech. Bush did say "In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." And a little over a month later (June 5), he told troops in Qatar:

"I am happy to see you, and so are the long-suffering people of Iraq. America sent you on a mission to remove a grave threat and to liberate an oppressed people, and that mission has been accomplished."