Celeb Slog Readers Mall Sanjaya; Blake Re-Blondes!
posted by on May 10 at 12:59 PM
Yes, Slog readers went to—Oh My GOD!—-the mall, and, forgive me God, I sent them. A report!:
Dear Adrian, I went to the Federal Way Commons mall last night to see Sanjaya. I hate to report this, but he is not disappointing up close. Not at all. Ouch.Sorry.
Betsy Wetsy
There you have it folks!: Sanjaya: Not disappointing up close! You heard it here first!
Thanks, Betsy!
In Other A.I. and Slightly Seattle Related Crap…
Blake Lewis: Brown? Blonde? I’d still ride his face!
It seems that Blake Lewis, a very probable big h’mo, is on the re-blonde after beaucoup bitching. (Hang in there.) Yes, Blake has re-blonded. He is a re-blonder. From TMZ or something:
Blake added blonde skunky streaks to his new brunette ‘do this week, and angry “A.I.” fans had a lot to do with it!TMZ has learned that after the be-bopping boob revealed his darker shade last week, fans on blogs and websites (and Rosie on “The View”) had nothing but negative things to say, which made Lewis question his decision. Do blondes have more fun? A reader on TMZ left the following comment: “And please tell Blake that going dark didn’t work for Ashlee Simpson and it doesn’t work for him either!!” Talk about career-enders!
A well-placed source tells TMZ that while Blake wasn’t ready to go completely back to his dated frosted fiasco, he did add the blonde highlights as a compromise. A little dab’ll do ya! Vote for me!
“Do these streaks make me look fat and gay?” Yes!
I dunno, what self respecting 'mo would be caught wearing one of those cheesy tuxedo tshirts? Or maybe he's trying to throw off the gaydar....
Do you mean "maul"? Are are you commenting on the demographic of Sanjaya's fan base?
"A little dab’ll do ya!" reminds me of what David Arquette says to his pal after he completely goos up his hair (it was a revenge thing) with pomade in Robert Rodriguezs 'RoadRacers'. Great line, great scene, great movie.
everyone...genevieve! let's give her a round of applause!
Please stop posting about Sanjaya. Thaaaaanks!!!1!
I'm still very very proud to say that I have not seen a single episode of AI this year. Not ONE! And I gotta tell you... I actually feel quite superior to those who have. There, I said it.
@6
You should. You fucking should. Go you.
AI fans are so behind the times. 1999 called and wants its highlights back....
and the school of horrible fashion ideas called, they want their faux tux sh...nevermind. this is too easy. blake is a cheese dick.
i just want you all to know i love you. i love you so much.
I *heart* Sanjaya (and his ponyhawk. Eeee!). I'm sorry if I missed the mall thing. Too white trash for me.
Thanks for the update.
who even cares? why is this bullshit even a blog? fucking idiots
@11
Adrian could write about a rotting anus filled with Nikelodeon Gak and I would find it funny...so anything else he could possibly write about is justified on this blog. Anyway, please fuck off.
“Do these streaks make me look fat and gay?”
Gay: maybe.
Fat: no.
Fat? Blake?
Here's my question: Will Blake beatbox the national anthem at the M's game tomorrow night?
I hope so, but I sorta doubt it.
.. the 'bombs bursting in air' part could work....
They do make you look fat and gay, but I don't care. I am not too crazy about fat, but gay is ok.
@1 A big mo from Bothell that's who!
What's really pitiable is that King County Councilmember Pete von Reichbauer apparently had nothing better to do than show up at the mall and declare it "Sanjaya Malakar Day" in Federal Way. He doesn't bother to show up for half the council meetings, but boy, he never misses a chance to pose for a picture with idiot "celebrities" or sports stars. I'm not kidding, either - google his name, and 90% of the news references will have him showing up at some conference about yet another stadium, or posing with a celebritoid.
Does the man ever do any WORK for his six-figure salary?
Holla and Happy Thanksgiving. notem671
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