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Thursday, May 3, 2007

“Pro-Family” Christian Leader Notices Stench of Own Shit, Makes News

posted by on May 3 at 11:13 AM

From the Christian Post:

Pro-Family Leader Questions Christians’ Credibility in Condemning Gays

Christians condemning homosexuality and not heterosexual immorality reveals hypocrisy, notes the head of a pro-family ministry.

“There is no doubt that homosexuality is immoral before God; we see that in the scriptures. But the very same scriptures hate the immorality of unbiblical divorces and cohabitations,” reminds Phil Magnan, director of Biblical Family Advocates. “God does not wink at sin just because it’s a heterosexual committing it.”

An August 2001 Barna Group study revealed that co-habitation was becoming increasingly common, even among born-again Christians. Twenty-five percent of born again Christians 30 percent of Protestants had co-habited. Moreover, born-again Christians are just as likely to get divorced as are non-born again adults. The study found 33 percent of all born-again individuals who have been married have gone through a divorce which is similar to the 34 percent statistic among non-born again adults.

“Apparently heterosexuals are setting the example for the homosexual community thinking that if you are ‘loving and monogamous,’ it must be acceptable before God,” Magnan states.

Yeah, straight people! Stop setting such a bad example for the homos! Knock off all that sinful co-habitin’, no more gettin’ divorced, and enough already with the premarital sex! And you might wanna stop having so much goddamn anal sex while you’re at it. How can you condemn the gays for the butt lovin’ when you guys are pounding out more Hostess Cupcakes than we ever could?

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Oh man, I'm never eating a Hostess Cupcake again.

Posted by Providence | May 3, 2007 11:25 AM
2

Was it Schamder that slogged about cannibalistic food imagery in marketing? That cupcake, like those M&M characters, gives me the willies after that post.

Dan, i think Phil Magnan must be an avid reader of your "and they will know we are Christians by our..." posts. good work.

I had no idea until this Magnan guy enlightened me, that gays look to us breeders for examples of how to behave. I'll be sure to start setting a better example for you asap. brutally condescending.

Posted by longball | May 3, 2007 11:52 AM
3

First the anus chocolates, now Hostess Cupcakes. Is nothing sacred?

Posted by keshmeshi | May 3, 2007 12:07 PM
4

Belgian Chocolate. That's sacred.

Posted by Dave Coffman | May 3, 2007 12:08 PM
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Notwithstanding the post @4, Savage am I to assume that the hair like swirl on the top of the cupcake man is Santorum?

Posted by Dave Coffman | May 3, 2007 12:10 PM
6

Could anything make anal sex less appealing than its appearance in New York magazine?

Posted by Matt | May 3, 2007 12:33 PM
7

I'm confused. What does a chocolate cupcake filled with cream have to do with anal sex?

Posted by Sean | May 3, 2007 1:27 PM
8

@2, Of course you have been our compass. You represent about 90% of all the people we know. We try to model our lives as yours (as best we can). You owe us exemplary lives if you are going to criticize us. Be fucking perfect or shut the fuck up.

Posted by lawrence clark | May 4, 2007 3:47 AM
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@8, That doesn't make any sense. wtf?

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