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Friday, May 25, 2007

My Life on the J List

posted by on May 25 at 14:11 PM

I’m proud to see my name on any list that includes Evan Wolfson, Alison Bechdel, Larry Kramer, Barney Frank, and Tony Kushner… but someone needs to let the bigots behind this website know that I’m not Jewish. I have a big nose, dark hair, a circumcision scar, and a penchant for hiring Jews (see here, here, and, of course, here), but I’m actually Irish Catholic.

And “Savage Love” isn’t a “gay-themed sex-advice” column. It’s a straight-themed sex-advice column written by a gay Catholic—that’s the whole freakin’ point, you dumb ass anti-semites.

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1

You're not Jewish!? I'm quitting. I only work here because I thought "us" Jews were running this town. WTF, Dan?

Posted by Josh Feit | May 25, 2007 2:25 PM
2

Isn't it enough that ZOG conned my parents into having all three of their sons circumcised, Josh? Do we have to go to Temple too? You don't even go to Temple!

Posted by Dan Savage | May 25, 2007 2:30 PM
3

if "temple" means "bar," then we all qualify.

time for friday services right about now, actually.

Posted by bill | May 25, 2007 2:36 PM
4

So you only hire BAD Jews? Veddy EEntedestingk. She also says without irony that "Women Are Stupid", and links to "David Duke, PhD" on her list of Favorites, along with something called "Ziopedia", by which route you can connect to all the other kooks in the kookerama. I'll bet Pat Buchanan and Thomas Sowell are so proud to be on her list.

Posted by Fnarf | May 25, 2007 2:37 PM
5

am i the only one disappointed cause the links in dan's post didn't link to pictures of his nose, hair, and circumcision scar?

that would have been funny...

Posted by michael strangeways | May 25, 2007 2:50 PM
6

I've decided friday happy hour would be so much better if bars gave out challah.

mmm challah.

Posted by seattle98104 | May 25, 2007 2:54 PM
7

It's posts like these that get me through my workday. How much longer till "temple"?

Posted by Justy | May 25, 2007 3:07 PM
8

Since my mom is cathlic and dad is jewish, which secret world dominating conspriacy group do I belong to? I'm very concerned and I want to start going to the meetings. Are breeders allowed? What benefits do I get?

Posted by wisepunk | May 25, 2007 3:49 PM
9

Oy Vey?

Posted by Brandon H | May 25, 2007 3:51 PM
10

Maybe they thought your real name was "Weiner".

Posted by DOUG. | May 25, 2007 3:52 PM
11

I know, i will ask Ad-roc, MCA, and Mike D in about 4 hours

Posted by wisepunk | May 25, 2007 3:59 PM
12

Alison Bechdel isn't Jewish either, but I like her anyway.

Posted by willendorf | May 25, 2007 5:01 PM
13

Alison Bechdel isn't Jewish either, but I like her anyway.

Posted by willendorf | May 25, 2007 5:02 PM
14

Maybe they said Jewish, and just meant gay. Common typo, I suppose. (/sarcasm)

Posted by RJ | May 25, 2007 7:05 PM
15

As a Canadian, I'd like to apologize for this blogger's existence.

Posted by ShifterCat | May 25, 2007 8:43 PM
16

@5, No, you're not the only one who is disappointed. That would have been funny, not to mention X-rated.

Posted by lawrence clark | May 25, 2007 9:03 PM
17

Wow. Dan, you didn't know you were "behing the radical homosexual movement"? You should pay more attention to these geniuses.

Posted by Megan | May 25, 2007 9:40 PM
18

How come the radical homosexual movement gets all the press? I'd like to read about the people behind the ordinary, ho-hum homosexual movement.

Posted by Nandor | May 26, 2007 6:53 AM
19

No way that site was serious. No freakin' way.

...right?

Posted by Kay | May 26, 2007 7:17 PM
20

Dan, why do you call yourself Catholic? I thought you were atheist/agnostic?

Posted by B'durr | May 28, 2007 7:44 AM
21

Dan, why do you call yourself Catholic? I thought you were atheist/agnostic?

Posted by B'durr | May 28, 2007 7:47 AM
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