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I'm a big fan of Dark Dungeons myself. I had no idea that when my friends tried to get me into RPGs, they would eventually lead me down a path where demons would grant me dark powers over time and space.
Ah, Jack Chick tracts. Good stuff. If you enjoyed that one about how Mormons are going to hell, you'll love this one about how all Catholics are going to hell.
How am I supposed to feel when one fairy tale debunks another fairy tale's logic? I kind of felt like cheering, maybe crying, praying a little...hmm.
as an excersize in i don't know what, i once spent several hours pouring over the chick tracks online...perhaps i imagined they'd be a hysterically ironic kick in the pants. but. no. they hurt. really waaay down deep. i want to love them. i want to laugh at them. i want to find them amusing. but.
owey.
I found one of these booklets at the gas station one day and read it while I was pumping my gas. It was worth a good laugh.
Religions are silly. They make me giggle.
owey!
A few years ago I put a jack-o-lantern outside the door to my apartment for Halloween. One day after I came home from school there was a Chick Tract under the pumpkin. I laughed so hard, whichever of my neighbors put it there must have heard, and prayed even harder for my condemned soul.
That was ironic to read. Especially at the end, after pointing out all the wierdness of the Mormons, she says Jesus (God) bled for our sins or whatever. Yes, that is of course makes total sense.
Good thing there are good forms of Christianity hidden out there, too.
I was trying to find something to do during my last 1/2 hour of work...thanks! I'd forgotten these existed...they always passed out the homo chick books during Pride in Tulsa. Ah, memories!
So a 70's porn star saves a cute femboi from a bunch of pirates by telling him a story about how a guy offered his daughters up for rape to save a couple of guys he just met and then an all loving good burned a town alive.
Christian vs. Christian is good stuff. Especially during presidential elections. May the good lord grant us a third party super-Christianist candidate and go Nader on their asses.
laterite, I usually just throw my hands up in a kind of resigned frustration and then go looking for Missionary-boy porn.
Oh, Doom Town, how I love thee.
"It's that time again!"
Not only did the Sodomites revel in child rape, they had a CHILD-RAPE SCHEDULE.
Genius.
"Tonight We Party!"
I was always fond of the one where they warned not to mess with the Jews, because they had magic powers. Or something. The details are a little fuzzy in my head, but it did make my friend and I threaten to release our Jew-powers on things for awhile...
The Catholic one was interesting. When the God was quoted as being "a jealous God" I had to check. Nope, jealousy is not a sin.
holy shit, dan- i've been collecting chick pamphlets for years, but i'd never seen "doom town." i can't believe the hypocrisy, not to mention the disgusting panel used for the equation of homosexuality with pedophilia. oh well- i'll try to see it as ridiculous rather than paralyzingly offensive.
Damn, so the lesson here is that if angels come to your door followed by a rape-hungry mob, offer them your virgin daughters instead. Now that's a compromise we can all live with.
Not only THAT, but then, later on? Lot got drunk and had sex with his daughters! And Yahweh was cool with that too! Ha ha!!! So, to summarize the lessons of the story of Lot:
1) Offering your daughters up to be gang-raped - OKAY!
2) Incest with your daughters while drunk - OKAY!
3) Looking back to watch your home get burned to the fucking ground - NOT OKAY!
4) Gay sex - NOT OKAY!
In the words of Captain Lunatic: "Oh, I'll get even with YOU, Yahweh! I'll fight you right now Baby Jesus!"
Lott was an idiot. They were Sodomites. They weren't looking for pussy.
I salute your points there Mr Corazon, but you made one mistake. I think his name was Lou Natic.
i much prefer this telling of sodom and gomorrah:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KVVRIpO-kA
also, did anybody check out the "new black tract series" called "free at last"?
ahem.
p.s. thank you BillyCorazon.
I was always under the impression that we were meant to blame Lot's (obviously slutty and degenerate) daughters for that whole deal. Could just be reading the chip on my shoulder into the Bible again, though.
I found a copy of Doom Town years ago somewhere on the streets of Chicago, and gave it up to a fellow who collected Chick pamphlets as a hobby. Gotta say, none of the others in the collection even comes close...
"Suicide...The subject is common among teens today. But when Lance decides it is the only way out of his troubles, he discovers that hell is not the party place described in popular songs."
Even the *descriptions* of the comics are awesome. And the new one, Fairy Tales, taught me that encouraging your kids to believe in Santa Claus turns them into serial killers. Good to know.
Check out the link
"Watch this movie"
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/372089
you never knew Adam was so Faaaaabulous
;0)
My own personal favorite is one called "Angels?", about Christian rock music---apparently, rock music is not only irredeemably evil, but it was invented by the Pope. Oh, and playing rock musc turns one of the band members gay. A must read.
I should point out, by the way, that as an ex-evangelical Christian myself, within the evangelical community, Jack Chick is considered an occasionally useful lunatic, not a reliable messenger of the faith. So his stuff isn't really representative of mainstream evangelicalism. Particularly when he goes off on the Catholic church, Jack Chick is mostly speaking for Jack Chick.
Out of curiosity...how much of that crap about Mormons is true? Cause I don't want to trust anything that spews out of Chick's brain.
Mainly I am curious because I attended a Mormon church a few times as a kid, and I never heard any of that. Specially the racist stuff. Is that more like something the Church believed in the 1800's and then smartened up about?
The Gay Blade track by Chick is another classic that I was raised on.
Emily @29
Chick is pretty accurate about their beliefs. You don't get to hear a lot of the "crazy" beliefs until you're a very high degree. My brother was Mormon in middle and high school, and was planning on becoming a missionary when he graduated. They have just recently started to tone down the racist stuff, but I still think if you're a non-white you can't enter the sanctum in Salt Lake City. We're half-Mexican, so when my brother started hearing more of the "crazy" beliefs, and when his Elders tried to get him to convert his Jewish girlfriend, he woke up and left the church. My family was very happy.
Oh, how I love these sick twisted perversions. From evolution to Dungeons & Dragons to homos to rock n'roll -- Chick Tracts are frighteningly wide-sweeping in their indictment of pretty much anything that doesn't fit into a fundamentalist conspiracy-minded worldview that they almost come off as camp to me. (If you haven't checked these out, search for Chick Publications online, and just check out the titles and descriptions.) I collect these tracts, along with lots of other materials dealing with what I called "crackpot ideologies." I realize that it's somewhat dangerous to not think folks really believe this stuff, but to me, these are the best argument against any kind of belief in Biblical literalism and inerrancy, if not the very question of the Bible as the word of some benevolent God itself. Prime examples abound above (such as the Lot story referenced by #20 above). Mel Gibson should option them all and make a series of short films to follow up "The Passion of the Christ." Ah, Jack Chick, you sick fuck.
You'd need to fact check on this before passing it on, because it's been years since I came across the source and can't remember it. But I think the whole idea Sodom was full of gays is the result of a mistranslation. As I understand it, it all hinges on the sentence "Bring them out so we may have sex with them," where "have sex" is actually a translation of the verb "to know" (bring them out so we may know them). What I read is that "to know" is only translated to sex for something like 2% of the times its used in original texts. Hmmm... so is the story original? Or the result of a homophobic translation?
And boy, it got me every time as a kid when the part about using girls as property to be raped was ignored as some kind of freakish demonstration of hospitality. Especially when you consider the marriage age then was probably around 12...
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