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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Meet the Westboro Bomber

posted by on May 24 at 15:54 PM

That Liberty University student? The genius planning to “keep the peace” at Jerry Falwell’s funeral by setting off homemade gasoline bombs and blowing up protesters from the Westboro Baptist Church?

He’s kinda hot.


Deep soulful eyes—and is he wearing lip gloss? Man, he’s my dream date. Except, of course, for the whole violent Christian extremist thing.

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Other than JF's dead body, I can't think of anything more hilarious than violent Christian extremists.

Praise the lord! By blowing shit up!

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 24, 2007 4:07 PM

I've been wondering: What is that thing around his neck?

Did he go all Britney Spears hair salon before his arrest?

And if he were a Muslim (or a homo), wouldn't this be 'round the clock news for a week?

Max Blumenthal has the roundup on dude's MySpace posts, which are almost word for word identical to Osama bin Laden's rants.


Posted by Original Andrew | May 24, 2007 4:07 PM

I agree... He's a hot one. Scar and all!

Posted by La Strada | May 24, 2007 4:09 PM

He is so not hot. Give him 20 years. Then he'll be hot.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 24, 2007 4:12 PM

What Mr. Poe said.

Poor stupid kid.

Posted by monkey | May 24, 2007 4:16 PM

why does everybody have to shave their head to go to jihad?

lets grow some hair, terrorists!

Posted by maxsolomon | May 24, 2007 4:17 PM

Another sexy young mind warped by the X-tians.

Posted by Special K | May 24, 2007 4:17 PM

Skinheads don't do much for me, especially not crazy fundamentalist bomber-type skinheads.

Posted by Geni | May 24, 2007 4:18 PM

mmmmm, look at those lips! totally hot.

but what the hell is he wearing? a witch costume?

Posted by kerri harrop | May 24, 2007 4:18 PM

His scar isn't as sexy as Tina Fey's.

Posted by elswinger | May 24, 2007 4:20 PM

An early favorite in next season's American Idolator.

Posted by RonK, Seattle | May 24, 2007 4:37 PM

Man... there is just something about angry militant young men that gets me going!!

Posted by Travis | May 24, 2007 5:05 PM

skinhead thug.

Posted by the time has come | May 24, 2007 5:08 PM

He's gettin' ready to eat some LOBSTER!

Posted by Fnarf | May 24, 2007 5:11 PM

Them's whut we cawl cocksucka lips. Whutta purty mouf.

Posted by andy niable | May 24, 2007 5:36 PM

Verily, ye shall know them by the bolts in their necks.

Posted by Dr. Frank, Bible scholar | May 24, 2007 5:51 PM

Wait, wait, wait!!! He was going to protect the dead body of a christian fundamentalist by blowing up christian fundamentalists. My head hurts now.


Posted by dan | May 24, 2007 5:53 PM

Well, perhaps his looks will serve him well. Maybe he'll get some prison protection in exchange for taking the occasional load in the mouth. Or maybe they'll just rent him out or gang rape him in the yard.

Posted by Jay | May 24, 2007 6:27 PM

Funny, the media can't stop running the story about that poll of young American Muslims (the one that says 80% think that suicide bombs are appropriate in some cases), but where has all the media attention Christian Taliban gone? What about those who want to shove their religion down our throats? Those Christians who think it's appropriate to bomb Planned Parenthood and make homosexuality (or ANY sexuality) a crime? I don't see anything on the news about that.

Posted by Yucca Flower | May 24, 2007 7:17 PM

This guy has a look on his face that says transorbital lobotomy.

Posted by Sally Struthers Lawnchair | May 24, 2007 7:53 PM

ok where are the n00dz?

Posted by something else | May 24, 2007 8:00 PM

ok where are the n00dz?

Posted by something else | May 24, 2007 8:02 PM

In my experience, violent Christian Extremists are just closet cases anyway with the whole Christian extremist thing being simple cover for their "horrible temptations"... and a spell in jail is just one way of him getting what he needs to help him sort himself out.

If the "intelligence services" arrested his friends and relations with the same industry as they do the friends and relations of his direct Muslim equivalent, the world would be a better place. And a more democratic one.

Posted by Alex | May 24, 2007 8:04 PM

I thought the same thing when I saw his photo. Just goes to show you hot people can be just a fucked up as anyone else.

Posted by Brandon H | May 24, 2007 10:10 PM

Dude looks more like Britney than Britney does these days.

Posted by Dr. Frank, Bible scholar | May 24, 2007 10:30 PM
Posted by something else | May 25, 2007 8:36 AM

Those lips will be VERY popular in prison. Poor idiot.

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