Comments on Meanwhile in Heterosexuality

This is pretty funny. Neither of them will fess up to being daddy? They should both be forced to take care of the child, sort of like that show My Two Dads.

What's up with all of the sibling love/rape affair scandals lately? First there was that mistaken identity/rape case now this?

They shouldn't be forced to take care of the child; they should be prevented from ever seeing the child. Frankly I'm not too sure about the mother, either. But they should both pay child support.

That either of those two guys got laid is amazing in and of itself.

This was a plot element in a Zadie Smith book I read once. How unrealistic, I thought at the time.

A Law&Order episode with this same plot will be forthcoming, I'm sure.

Yeah, but at least these fine upstanding citizens are heterosexual. So that automatically makes them better parents than a couple of homos, right?

Awesome punch line Dan. So had they been A&F models, would you have bothered to post it?

@3 - well, we didn't see the woman involved ...

Force each of them to pay 50 percent. There. Problem solved.

Heh heh, ok, won't blame anyone here for the shaky science here, but apparently, a woman who has a more "loving" sexual experience (i.e. feels more in love with the guy) is more likely to be receptive to be impregnated by that guy than another whom she's not as "in love" with.

This all sounds like a really bad episode of Full House.. except, well, if the Olsen Twins were husky dudes.

This is awesome. Takes me back to lazy summer afternoons watching Maury, who don't you know is all about paternity tests.

I love how in these cases it's clearly established that both men could just as easily be the father as much as the other one, and yet all moral, legal, and financial responsibility is self-righteously denied by the guy who happens not to be the genetic match.

@7

You should consider making sense.

It's Missouri for crying out loud so who can be at all surprised! I'd like to see a picture of the toothless meth skank that slept with the twins. She probably really did them both at the same time in the back up a pick up truck.

She made the choice to have the baby, so she should foot the bill. I highly doubt either of those winners wanted to be a father, what with the tag-teaming and all.

It says the baby was conceived four years ago...maybe four years ago those guys were really hot? Mmm, probably not.

@14 is right. She has all the choices.

She should foot the bill.
-Or-
(Preferably) Exercise her other remaining choice... adoption.

This child has nothing but better options available. What with a whore of a mother who tag teams brothers, and a father & uncle who neither want nor claim it. Let someone who wants to, can afford to, and has the common decency prerequisite to, raise the child.

Parenthood should not be a right just because you are able to procreate.

once again, dan has proven that only homosexuals should be allowed to procreate. QED.

I'm an identical twin, and I always made it a point NEVER to date my twin brother's exgirlfriends and boyfriends. The exes always think they have another chance with me and some of the ones I have never even met have tried to trick me into dating them. I now make it a point to casually ask if they know him. I don't like getting sloppy seconds and I certainly wouldn't like it if a guy slept with both of us on the same day.

I want to hear more about how these men and women tricked you into dating them, Mr. D!

i think i know who mr. designer is.

am i right, fill dirt?

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