News Mary Cheney Pushes One Out
posted by May 23 at 13:57 PMon
Mary Cheney gives birth. Grandparents rejoice. Religious conservatives crap pants.
MSNBC is all over it. No word on what’s to be done with the placenta, or if Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket the christening. If Jerry Falwell were alive today, he’d warn us all to stay out of skyscrapers—we’ve all seen what happens when the gays piss off the Jesus.