News Mary Cheney Pushes One Out
posted by May 23 at 13:57 PM
onMary Cheney gives birth. Grandparents rejoice. Religious conservatives crap pants.
MSNBC is all over it. No word on what’s to be done with the placenta, or if Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket the christening. If Jerry Falwell were alive today, he’d warn us all to stay out of skyscrapers—we’ve all seen what happens when the gays piss off the Jesus.
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This explains the freak thunderstorm here in Denver right now.
Another combat-avoiding Red.
I dropped a piece of lamb on the floor during lunch. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Lamb = Lamb of God.
Falling = Fall from Grace.
The signs are bad.
Here comes Damien...
The spawn of Mary Cheney is the grandchild of the Dark Lord Cheney. The baby no doubt sneered at the doctors and ate the placenta itself before shooting Heather Poe in the face with a shotgun.
I wonder if I'm related to Heather...
Hey Dan,
http://www.macworld.co.uk/news/index.cfm?newsid=18110
You buy one yet?
Awesome, Dan. But what's up with the excessive poor grammar here?
Nevermind, looks like you fixed it because you're magical.
You eat lamb for lunch? Classy.
What does the Mint Sauce signify?
"No word on what’s to be done with the placenta..."
Word is, Tom Cruise has already placed a six-figure bid.
"Placenta: It's the Other 'other white meat'".
Does evil skip a generation?
They should name him Cheney Cheney. Then he'd be Cheney Cheney Poe-Cheney.
20 bucks says Dick Cheney ate the placenta and umbilical cord. Chock full of Stem Cells, so maybe he won't have to get that 4th pig heart valve.
if you don't tolerate the hypocrisy, you're an anti-hypocrite bigot.
Within mere hours of the baby's birth, there's a full on photo session with Dick & Lynne Cheney and the new grandchild. Photo plastered all over the White House website.
Where the fuck is the photo of the proud mommies?
Who gives a rat's ass? Thanks for nothing Mary.
What'll you pay me to push it back in?
WTF? Why is it so hot here in heaven?
>> Where the fuck is the photo of the proud mommies?
Not in Virginia. Here, there's only ONE mommie. Heather Poe has no rights to baby Cheney.
BTW - the political climate in VA was one campaighned for by Ms. Cheney and her father...
Cheney Cheney Poe Cheney banana fana foe feney
(come on! you know the words!)
ME! MI! MO MANEY!
CHENEY!
is that Blake I hear beatboxing?
best comeuppance birth ever.
Is she married yet?
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