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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Lame Fuck Congress

posted by on May 23 at 14:48 PM

What did conservative members of the House do today? They spent an hour eulogizing Jerry Falwell on the House floor. Your tax dollars at work.

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Posted by shrubbysteve | May 23, 2007 3:03 PM

Before or after they decided to keep shoveling money into Bush's war?

assholes indeed.

Posted by cdc | May 23, 2007 3:07 PM

I thought of the coolest thing today. We should preserve his body by way of polymer preservation, send his dead ass to Vegas, and sell him to fags as a fuck doll. Don't get me wrong, I won't go anywhere near it. Fucking gross. But I'm sure some big-daddy bears would love to have some 1-on-1, or hell, an orgy, with him.

When he's had one too many runs, we can hang him out for the birds.

That's about all he was worth, anyway.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 23, 2007 3:07 PM

I actually enjoy it when the wingnuts do stuff like this - I think it helps to paint the complete picture of how insane they are - imagine the nutjob fest their convention will be - I can't wait. My only hope is they give copious time to Sen. Brownback.

Posted by box of dicks | May 23, 2007 3:18 PM

Someone needs to get some quotes from this and attach it to some names... you know... for reference.

Posted by Gomez | May 23, 2007 3:52 PM

Yeah, I definitely think the lamest thing they did today was make it clear that fucking spending bill is going to pass. Optional, non-binding benchmarks! Go Donkeys!

Politicians are always blathering on about one thing or another, usually to CSPAN when no one's around. Let's criticize them when they actively roll over to let Bush scratch their bellies.

Posted by brie | May 23, 2007 9:21 PM

This is actually a Good Thing. Here's why:

1. All the time spent weeping crocodile tears over Falwell's fat dead ass was time they weren't spending fucking the American people or thinking up new ways to fuck up the rest of the world, and

2. It means Falwell is still dead.

I rest my case.

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