Comments on New Jesus vs. Old Jesus
But did He BLOG ABOUT IT?!?!?!
Amen, brotha! Preach it out!
or humanity has a odd sense of humour.
I think I just peed a little. Fucking awesome!
There should be a sitcom on NBC...
The Adventures of New Jesus.
No no, it'd be The New Adventures of Old Jesus, and it'd star Jason Alexander with a beard and tank after 6 episodes.
Where is your Savior now!!??? LOL, wait, really which one is he? You can only pick one so choose wisely!!!
Okay, my favorite thing about this is that "New Jesus" is apparently a recovering heroin addict who has spent some time in jail.
So now there's old Jesus, new Jesus, and Jesus Quintana. I know who I have my money on.
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New Jesus will dissapear after people reallize he's inferior to Old Jesus. Then, in a brilliant marketing scheme, Christians will bring back Old Jesus as Classic Jesus. Then we'll watch Sanjaya talk about it on VH1's "I Love 2007."
@7 I believe old jesus trashed churches, made wine, and was such a bastardly criminal that the Romans were moved to employ capital punishment.
Theres new jesus, old one, and evryone Jesus. It trur. We all Jesus for evryone parte of one whole big orrganism. It not purseptibel, but I have ideah it so. Evryone headid for same destinnatsion, their many paths for take. Conflickt, paine have need for make chanje and go for sourse. If intrsted talke it up withe peepel. But Keepe respeckfull of difrenses.
@11 - WTF?
Is that sanskrit?
@11 - Ah yes, we musn't be disrespectful. Nothing is too crazy for it not to be respectable if done in the name of religion!
"Now the Star-bellied Jeses had bellies with stars.
The Plain-bellied Jeses had none upon thars.
The stars weren't so big; they were really quite small.
You would think such a thing wouldn't matter at all.
But because they had stars, all the Star-bellied Jeses
would brag, "We're the best kind of Jeses on the beaches."
With SINCERE apologies to Dr. Seuss ...
Don't forget Republican Jesus... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Republican_Jesus
...and Zombie Jesus.
Don't forget the Gospel According to Dan Savage.
Old Jesus said, "Love thy neighbor."
Savage Jesus says, "Bibles is bibles is bibles."
And THAT is my favorite bit of religious poetry.
New Jesus tastes bad, but Jesus Classic is made with High Fructose Corn Syrup. Can't hold a candle to Old Jesus, but what can you do?
"666" is supposedly the number of the beast ,which is the false Christ. How are these idiots proclaiming "666" as the new Christ while ignoring bible prophesies that the real Christ will return out of the sky? You know...Out of the blue...In an instant... Miraculously. These people are deluded. (Per the Bible as I have read it).
c'mon jesus just build my hotrod already...
BITE ME!! other jesus!! ohhh wait I suckle on mary, mother of gods teat, whatta you got?? thats right...nuthin punk ass fool!!!
I have my own personal Jesus, and no, I won't share him.
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