Celeb Jay-Z Goes Down In a Firey Ball of Terror Maybe! Or, Wait…It Was All a Bunch of Crap!
posted by on May 4 at 10:44 AM
Oh, DEAR!
Rumors have been swirling this morning that rapresario Jay-Z ( aka Sean Carter) was in a plane crash this morning.
Not worried? Wait! It’s gets worse!
TMZ has confirmed that a small plane registered to a citizen of Dublin, GA crashed near Asheville, NC in the Smoky Mountains. The FAA tells TMZ that the four-seat propeller plane did go down this morning, but could not provide any additional details.
And according to sources creepy and unnameable, Jay-Z has allegedly chartered exactly such a plane, and when last heard from, he was en route to Vegas to watch some manly sporting event thingy that I don’t know anything about.
Horrors!
Is Jay-Z alive? Is he not alive? Was he on that damn plane at all? And what does Sanjaya think about all this?
Hang in there, Jay-Z! The rescue party’s a-comin’!
I hope.
UPDATE!
The terrible rumor is but a terrible rumor. And don’t be smug little haters about it either, please. I was genuinely concerned. (He owes me a back rub.) And Jay-Z not being a twisted burning corpse is a GOOD thing.
Right?
Haters.
JAY was probably on his way to watch the De la Hoya- Mayweather match. Biggest fight in a loooong time.
Damn, that means Beyonce is single again. I hope Charles doesnt beat me to it.
He is dead.
"Dead? Dead? MwaaHAHAHAHAHahahAHAHA!"
-Miss Kittin
it's already been updated that there were three white men on the plane. so unless Jay-Z is pulling a Michael Jackson, he wasn't onboard.
Jigga-wha?
When will celebrities learn that small, chartered planes KILL?
At least John Denver and JFK Jr. will finally have a third for Texas holdum in Hell.
Yep. Here's the link to the debunking: TMZ. Yawn.
no one flies a prop job from the east coast to vegas. a 4 seat turbo prop? does that exist?
4 seat prop planes (hell 15 or 16 seat prop planes) do indeed exist. And no, Jay-Z, and anyone in their right mind would not fly one all the way across the country.
hattio - i mean 4 seater TURBO props. i've been on our san juan puddle jumpers - those aren't turbo props. i've been on Horizon's turbo props to montana - Fokkers, Bombardiers, and those seat a lot more.
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