TV It’s on TV Tonight!
posted by May 22 at 13:54 PMon
Let’s see… let’s see… what’s on TV tonight… OH, YEAH. It’s the…
• DANCING WITH THE STARS season finale (ABC, 9 pm)! For those who give a poop, it’s a neck-and-neck horse race between Apolo “Oh YES!” Ohno, Joey “The Fat One” Fatone, and Laila “I have no nickname” Ali. I really don’t care who wins, I’m just happy that the beautiful sport of ballroom dancing is finally getting the respect it so richly deserves. GOD! C’mon, I’m just kidding!!
• VERONICA MARS series finale (CW, 8 pm)! It’s a two-hour goodbye to Veronica, who has been my fave teen crush ever since Buffy went bye-bye. The series is now officially kaput, so if you never got around to seeing this great show, check it out on DVD! (All together now… SOB!)
• And what else? Ahh, yes. AMERICAN IDOL, the penultimate episode (Fox, 8 pm)! Tonight’s the last time you’ll ever get to hear Blake’s godawful beatboxing. Look, I don’t give a crap if he is from Seattle. He stinks. VOTE JORDIN SPARKS!
Oh, and by the way, you heard about Paula Abdul breaking her nose after tripping over her chihuahua, Tulip, right? Check out this video of Paula trying to explain what happened… while COMPLETELY POOP-FACED.