TV It’s on TV Tonight!
posted by on May 22 at 13:54 PM
Let’s see… let’s see… what’s on TV tonight… OH, YEAH. It’s the…
• DANCING WITH THE STARS season finale (ABC, 9 pm)! For those who give a poop, it’s a neck-and-neck horse race between Apolo “Oh YES!” Ohno, Joey “The Fat One” Fatone, and Laila “I have no nickname” Ali. I really don’t care who wins, I’m just happy that the beautiful sport of ballroom dancing is finally getting the respect it so richly deserves. GOD! C’mon, I’m just kidding!!
• VERONICA MARS series finale (CW, 8 pm)! It’s a two-hour goodbye to Veronica, who has been my fave teen crush ever since Buffy went bye-bye. The series is now officially kaput, so if you never got around to seeing this great show, check it out on DVD! (All together now… SOB!)
• And what else? Ahh, yes. AMERICAN IDOL, the penultimate episode (Fox, 8 pm)! Tonight’s the last time you’ll ever get to hear Blake’s godawful beatboxing. Look, I don’t give a crap if he is from Seattle. He stinks. VOTE JORDIN SPARKS!
Oh, and by the way, you heard about Paula Abdul breaking her nose after tripping over her chihuahua, Tulip, right? Check out this video of Paula trying to explain what happened… while COMPLETELY POOP-FACED.
i'd hit it.
Idol is going to be a hard one to choose a winner to vote for:
The snappy-dressed closet homo who can't sing himself out of a bathhouse, or the outspoken religious-nut abortion protester.
Decisions decisions ...
Oh BUMMER! I had *no idea* Jordin was one of them.
Jordin Sparks...
http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/news/2007/05/11/americanidol/jordinsparks/abortion/jordinagaintabortion.jpg
Now that Veronica Mars and Gilmore Girls are gone and replaced by the Pussycat Dolls and America’s Next Anorexic Basketcase, I guess the CW has pulled the plug on women gratuitously showing off their intellect in favor of women showing off their other *ahem* assets. How sad.
But I'm not bitter, tee hee hee.
The CW still has Smallville and Supernatural. Other than that it's a crapfest.
True that, els.
I want to be high like that Paula. Damn.
Paula, Paula, Paula..I want some of whatever you're drinkin'. I think it would be a lot of fun to drink Margarita's with Paula. I really do.
American Idol sucked this season. Everybody was pretty bad. I'm voting for untalented Blake b/c Jordin protests women's clinic's and that just ain't the kind of person I want to be a role model for America's youth.
I'm gonna send Paula a Drunk of the Week t-shirt....
I love her muu'shhh-mouth when she's waaysh'ted.
Blake and Apolo in one night? I am dreamin' or droolin'?
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