Slog - Comments on The Goofus & Gallant of DUI Criminals http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton Facing a judge today over his DUI arrest, George Michael said: "I am perfectly aware that I did something very wrong and got into my car when I was unfit to drive. I was not in my normal physical state and I'm perfectly prepared to accept the correct punishment for that and I would have accepted it a long time ago. It was fairly predictable considering how much work I had done that week." Sentenced to 45 days in jail for breaking probation after her DUI arrest, Paris Hilton plans to beg Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger for a pardon, via a... Copyright 2008 Tue, 08 May 2007 12:42:57 -0800 Fri, 18 May 2007 19:25:25 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by adrian! she adds "beauty and excitement"? she brings "hope to girls"? hope? HOPE? hope to be reborn as billionaire whores, perhaps? i mean. honestly. "hope".

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710103 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710103 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 12:46:18 -0800 Comment by monkey CAGED HEAT
Starring
Paris Hilton and George Michael
directed by Paul Verhoeven

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710108 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710108 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 12:50:18 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe We all know that she is what chicks dig.

Look at Pretty Woman. Women love that movie. It holds a great message. "Are you a whore? That's okay, because with your horsehead-mouth, obnoxious laugh and canyonesque twat, one of these days 'that special someone' will come by and everything will be okay."

Being a total slut is cool. Getting away with it is cooler. Going to jail is not cool. Let's let Paris go to jail.

I really, really think that it will teach her a lesson to be shoved in a cell with some brutal bitch.

Of course, I'm being hypocritical. Fortunately for me, I don't care.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710111 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710111 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 12:51:12 -0800 Comment by Dougsf She isn't going to lose her job, her kids, any income, home, etc. DUI is no joke in CA (neither is a parole violation), people that fuck up like this repeatedly can end up destroying their lives. Paris, however, will come out of this unscathed. She had all the means in the world to prevent this (hire a goddamn driver you rich brat), yet chose not to.

If anything, her penalty should be stiffer.

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710114 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710114 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 12:56:33 -0800 Comment by adrian! send her to iraq!

actually...i might be on to something there...

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710118 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710118 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 13:03:49 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Just what we need. Paris in Iraq.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710120 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710120 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 13:05:37 -0800 Comment by adrian! it's the answer! take paris and bush and cheney and...oh...a handful of other obvious choices, strip them naked, roll them in honey and hundred dollar bills and set them lose on the streets of baghdad. let the locals rip them to shreds by hand in a pique of vengeful rage. then open a mcdonnald's and a nike town and a planet fucking hollywood on every corner or something (anything but starbucks...). peace in our time. that's what there would be.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710126 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710126 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 13:11:28 -0800 Comment by adrian! set them loose, even. that's always better than setting them lose.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710127 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710127 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 13:12:59 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi @3,

No, that makes you an asshole, but I'm guessing you don't care about that either.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710128 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710128 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 13:13:20 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @9
When coming out of your mouth, no, I do not care.

I'd rather be an 'asshole' than a overly sensitive twit.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710146 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710146 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 13:20:50 -0800 Comment by Boomer in NYC OMG, Monkey @ #2, I'd pay to see that... Though I hafta admit, the original Caged Heat (and a lot of cannibis) kept me and my ex together for more than two years.

]]> Boomer in NYC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710149 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710149 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 13:22:56 -0800 Comment by Gomez I'd care about her welfare if Paris Hilton had any value to society. Her only redeeming quality is that she'll be dead someday.

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710151 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710151 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 13:24:14 -0800 Comment by maxsolomon going to jail is the best career move she could make - look at dr. doolittle.

she'll find a way to exploit it - she's already notorious, so there's no harm to her brand.

]]> maxsolomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710171 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710171 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 13:45:38 -0800 Comment by Kay So is there an online petition I can sign begging Arnold *not* to pardon her?

]]> Kay http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710231 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710231 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 14:59:01 -0800 Comment by meh @14: Yes! There actually is such a petition already:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/DN_FREE_PARIS/

]]> meh http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710239 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710239 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 15:11:05 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi @10,

You're absolutely right. I apologize. I should have been happy that you refrained from referring to women as "bitches" @3.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710247 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710247 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 15:21:57 -0800 Comment by elswinger "We do not support drunk driving or DUI charges."

Are they saying that, although they think drunk driving is wrong, it shouldn't be illegal?

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710259 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710259 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 15:36:55 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @16

You, Oprah, and Dr. Phil should all take over The View.

Keep vleeding [sic] over everything I say that has anything to do with a woman. It's funny. I'm actually laughing. (At you, not with you.)

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710281 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710281 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 15:52:09 -0800 Comment by wf The key phrase is "our otherwise mundane lives." If that doesn't drip with contempt for the masses, I don't know what does.

]]> wf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710313 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710313 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 16:29:32 -0800 Comment by adrian! yes, wf. and i HATE contemptuous drippings.

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710324 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710324 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 16:35:46 -0800 Comment by Fnarf So working hard makes it "inevitable" that one will drive drunk (actually pass out behind the wheel, if I recall correctly)?

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710363 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710363 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 17:18:09 -0800 Comment by Sean Just listen to all this grunting and howling from peanut gallery, as if putting Paris in jail somehow makes her their equal.

Sorry, guys, but she is still your superior, and you deserve her contempt.

]]> Sean http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710386 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c710386 Celeb Tue, 08 May 2007 17:51:50 -0800 Comment by pvyjlmn emny pkfxonh tgnh aocyb boyusahcr xemwiubp wfmcx lnjbufs

]]> pvyjlmn emny http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c720109 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c720109 Celeb Fri, 18 May 2007 19:22:53 -0800 Comment by gvdu cbfioxyd vnraqsgck ztnmqxd gdjtlapf yigkpf osefgcny frnp ckqlxgp dfyqunir hvrty

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]]> gvdu cbfioxyd http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c720122 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/it_takes_a_woman_like_paris_hilton#c720122 Celeb Fri, 18 May 2007 19:25:25 -0800