Slog - Comments on How Crooked Is Your Arrow? http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow On a day like today, with the sun glittering gloriously and Jerry Falwell dead, dead, DEAD (hooray!), it seems almost vulgar to bring up Whitney Houston. But I must. It’s simply the card I drew. It’s my dharma or whatever. Forgive me: As you might have noticed (or probably not), the Houston Team has been scrambling hard to undo years of hard damage to the former Mrs. Brown’s reputation, liver, and complexion (she’s often been compared unfavorably to beef jerky--by ME) by ignoring the fact that they ever happened. The strategy would work perfectly, baring one flaw: Whitney is still... Copyright 2008 Tue, 15 May 2007 15:46:21 -0800 Sat, 19 May 2007 03:44:43 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Aislinn Un-bold, yo.

And Eric Grandy is way prettier than Andy Samberg.

]]> Aislinn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717285 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717285 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 15:59:38 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe I could swear I saw Ms. Houston's legs hanging out of a dumpster, like, a week ago. Huh. Guess not.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717287 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717287 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 16:01:19 -0800 Comment by The CHZA Open bold tag is open

]]> The CHZA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717290 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717290 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 16:10:00 -0800 Comment by Eric Grandy Ugh, I have not been that sweaty (not from drugs!) in months. But then, summer's just around the corner...

]]> Eric Grandy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717298 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717298 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 16:27:23 -0800 Comment by konstantConsumer damn. eric is cute.

]]> konstantConsumer http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717320 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717320 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 17:03:26 -0800 Comment by Brandon H Eric Grandy or Andy Samberg?
Eric Grandy or Andy Samberg?
Eric Grandy or Andy Samberg?
Decisions Decisions.

Eric Grandy AND Andy Samberg? Now that's what I'm talkin' bout.

But seriously, both of em need a comb. And while I have nothing against a mop top, in fact I like it, but Samberg seriously needs to do something about that "Al Franken circa 1978" fluff on his head. He looks like freakin' Lucy Ricardo (but not that sweet sweet face, no, that's still hot).

]]> Brandon H http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717434 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717434 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 17:29:04 -0800 Comment by calamitypositive I'VE BEEN THINKING THAT FOR A YEAR! you know the whole bizarro world thing? if there was a Jew world version of that, Sanberg is the Jew World Grandy.
He should straighten his hair and they should do a patty duke show together.

]]> calamitypositive http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717443 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717443 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 18:09:31 -0800 Comment by K X One

Thank you for gleefully celebrating the death of that fucker Falwell!


]]> K X One http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717457 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717457 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 19:08:23 -0800 Comment by Alec Empire Who cares - another mouth-breathing meth-face on your staff, big whoop. The real question is where did the woman who was slogging about the NBA go? Her posts were good. Can't remember her name though.

]]> Alec Empire http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717464 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717464 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 19:28:49 -0800 Comment by Aunt Bea Eric Grandy kinda looks like Don Knotts peaking on acid in this photo! And combovers are bangin'?Nice!

]]> Aunt Bea http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717465 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717465 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 19:29:57 -0800 Comment by Paulus Actually Eric and I had a bet on who could go the longest without washing their hair. Grandy obvioulsy wins. Congrats, Eric!

And the woman's name is Angela Garbes. Best not forget it.

]]> Paulus http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717473 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717473 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 19:42:47 -0800 Comment by Gurps Why are you posting pictures of Rex Smith?

]]> Gurps http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717527 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717527 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 21:22:26 -0800 Comment by Gurps Why are you posting pictures of Rex Smith?

]]> Gurps http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717528 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717528 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 21:22:41 -0800 Comment by nomi malone If Eric cut his hair all short preppy he'd be a pretty spot on ringer for Martin Landau circa 'North by Northwest". But I'm sure Eric is a better dancer.

]]> nomi malone http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717540 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717540 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 21:57:05 -0800 Comment by erin i don't think eric and andy look alike. they probably don't smell alike either (jk,love ya, brother)

]]> erin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717590 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717590 Celeb Tue, 15 May 2007 23:53:48 -0800 Comment by amERICa I think you've got the wrong Eric.

Try Eric Lashes vs. Adam Samberg. Duh.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=133201913&albumID=0&imageID=3379412

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/05/bios_andy1.jpg

]]> amERICa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717637 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717637 Celeb Wed, 16 May 2007 00:57:06 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Super Sharpie!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717813 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c717813 Celeb Wed, 16 May 2007 08:22:21 -0800 Comment by Matt Fuckin' Hickey We should get someone to book Andy Samberg at Sing Sing, get everybody excited for a party-dance-party, then have Grandy come out pretending to be Samberg, then blog a lot about if it was really Samberg or a fake. That would be funny.


And @ Alec Empire: can I use "mouth-breathing meth-face" as the name of my next band? Thanks!

]]> Matt Fuckin' Hickey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c718060 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c718060 Celeb Wed, 16 May 2007 12:41:37 -0800 Comment by Callie Yeah Matt! And then, we can make a website about what Andy Samberg's mission is and in the photos section we can use pictures of him, Eric, AND Eric Lashes just to really amp up the conspiracy/confusion. Whoa whoa. Then, someone else from the Stranger can write a letter to Andy/Grandy about what the hell is going on and Grandy can write back in the style of this disconbobulated monster! http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/04/the_last_word_from_andrew_wk
So, so meta. Don't we all really just hope to choose to feel love?

]]> Callie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c718073 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c718073 Celeb Wed, 16 May 2007 12:51:26 -0800 Comment by Matt Fuckin' Hickey Dude. That's it. Eric, you are no longer "DJ Fucking In The Streets". You are now "DJ Grandy Samberg". Duh.

]]> Matt Fuckin' Hickey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c718079 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c718079 Celeb Wed, 16 May 2007 12:55:50 -0800 Comment by sgyqaudbo snzbml dugmkvb arktzxp wagdsnpe exnjlypb krydhasi hrtgny xjdyv

]]> sgyqaudbo snzbml http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c720632 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/how_crooked_is_your_arrow#c720632 Celeb Sat, 19 May 2007 03:42:08 -0800 Comment by ktfhiwcd dgvls dnmbkha qugajs aogimb twxl rxoc mnrzcg kojsd http://www.niogu.gdmcaft.com

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